[Humour] joke du jour

[essbee1]

Wind farms, big fan.

(OK- take it or leave it, but somebody's gotta try and cheer us all up after yesterday's
debacle.)

 

[AmexRuislip]

Scots comedian sparks 'banana curry' debate and fans are disgusted"

Sounds like he really plaintained his foot in it

 

[RossyG]

I heard that a crow got cut in half by a wind turbine.

ow.

 

[Bry Nylon]

I heard that a crow got cut in half by a wind turbine.

ow.

Rest in pieces

 

[RossyG]

Rest in pieces

I’ll stick him back together with Vel-crow.

 

[Bodian]

Wind farms, big fan.

(OK- take it or leave it, but somebody's gotta try and cheer us all up after yesterday's
debacle.)

Nice try at cheering us up - but the punchline is quite obviously flawed. A fan is something that uses power to generate an air current, whereas a turbine uses an air current to generate power...

 

[Sirnormangall]

I heard that a crow got cut in half by a wind turbine.

ow.

Surely cr?

 

[1066familyman]

I’ll stick him back together with Vel-crow.

Velcro....What a rip off!

 

[Jack Straw]

Wind farms, big fan.

(OK- take it or leave it, but somebody's gotta try and cheer us all up after yesterday's
debacle.)

I quite like them too. Maybe we can form a fan-club?

 

[B-right-on]

I asked a friend what is his favorite 80s song.

He said "You can call me Al".

So I said "So what is your favourite 80s song Al"?

 

[RossyG]

I asked a friend what is his favorite 80s song.

He said "You can call me Al".

So I said "So what is your favourite 80s song Al"?

I asked a pirate what his favourite Simon and Garfunkel song was and he said it was Arrrrrrr You Going to Scarborough Fair.

 

[Mortdecai]

A chap was walking along a deserted beach and suddenly came across a mermaid sunning herself in the surf. He called over to her and said hello and got very chatty with her. After a while he got up the courage and explained that she was very beautiful and asked if she'd ever been kissed to which she replied "No" . He then began to Kiss her and this went on for some time. He then asked if she had ever been fondled to which she replied "No" . So in addition to kissing her he began fondling her which again went on for some time. Finally, he asked her "Have you ever been ****ed?" to which, once more she replied "No".
To which he replied "Well, you have been Well and truely ****ed now. The tide has gone out."

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[Dick Swiveller]

Tim Vine's lawyer is firing up his PC as we speak.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I told the doctor, every time I look in the mirror, I get an erection...does that make me a narcissist?
Blimey, he replied....even your body thinks you're a pussy!