[Football] Joke du Jour

[Icy Gull]

 

[Exile]

Guess he'll find out, next Wednesday!

 

[AmexRuislip]

What if the dog were a Colliemore called Stan

 

[Insel affe]

Guess he'll find out, next Wednesday!

I cairn believe your so negative

 

[hart's shirt]

Barbet out.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Robbie Growler?

 

[hart's shirt]

Kenny Dogleash.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Kenny Dogleash.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Robbie Growler?

Edit ****ing beaten to it

 

[RossyG]

Kevin Fleagan.



I'll get me coat...

 

[MJsGhost]

What if the dog were a Colliemore called Stan

Then he’d be feeling a little....

 

[Jack Straw]

Dogo Jota.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Alexander-Arnold the dog. (One for the teenagers)

 

[Normal Rob]

I'm afraid that this joke is flawed as Liverpool's first team (I assume the hound is only really concerned about the first team's result) did pull off a 1-4 away victory against Aston Villa on the 8th January 21. Although Villa were forced to field a youth team for the match, due to the regular first team squad being rendered unavailable due to a a Covid-19 outbreak, it still counts as a first class victory in a major competition.

The joke needs to be re-worded. Perhaps pertaining to premier league fixtures only?

 

[RossyG]

John Bones.

 

[Bry Nylon]

I'm afraid that this joke is flawed as Liverpool's first team (I assume the hound is only really concerned about the first team's result) did pull off a 1-4 away victory against Aston Villa on the 8th January 21. Although Villa were forced to field a youth team for the match, due to the regular first team squad being rendered unavailable due to a a Covid-19 outbreak, it still counts as a first class victory in a major competition.

The joke needs to be re-worded. Perhaps pertaining to premier league fixtures only?

A man is out walking his dog when the Liverpool score comes in, 1-0 to Burnley. The dog bares it's teeth, growls and goes into a frenzied rage.
A passer-by sees this and asks, "Blimey! What did it do when Liverpool pulled off a 1-4 away victory against Aston Villa on the 8th January 21? Although Villa were forced to field a youth team for the match, due to the regular first team squad being rendered unavailable due to a a Covid-19 outbreak, it still counts as a first class victory in a major competition."
"I don't know," replied the man. "I've only had it since January 9th."

I think you're right. It works better like this.

 

[RossyG]

But where dos the score come in from if the man's out walking?

 

[Superphil]

But where dos the score come in from if the man's out walking?

Perhaps he has a modern transistor radio or something else that might provide this type of information?

 

[Icy Gull]

But where dos the score come in from if the man's out walking?

Rediffusion Rentals shop window?

 

[Bry Nylon]

Perhaps he has a modern transistor radio or something else that might provide this type of information?

And a woofer?