[Humour] Joke du Jour

[Stat Brother]

I just opened the medicine cupboard, a bottle of Omega 3 pills fell out and hit me.

Luckily my wounds were only super fish oil.

 

[Krusty]

I am concerned you maybe relying on the Omega 3 capsules for their supposed health benefits.

Please can I recommend that you read this research by the Harvard Medical School:

https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/fish-oil-friend-or-foe-201307126467

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

You need to have words with whoever last put the bottle away, leaving it in a position where it can just fall out of the cupboard when the door is opened is extremely careless.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Oh cod, here we go.

 

[Krusty]

Oh cod, here we go.

This is not the time or plaice for fishy puns.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

It doesn't take a brain sturgeon to come up with a fish pun

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[Insel affe]

I hake these stupid joke threads, most of these puns are just carp and it seems they eel never end.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I hake these stupid joke threads, most of these puns are just carp and it seems they eel never end.

Sprat

 

[hart's shirt]

This is not the time or plaice for fishy puns.

It's hard not to rise to the bait.

There's always salmon gill-ty.

 

[Winker]

Why would you keep omega in the medicine cupboard? It's all Greek to me.

 

[The Wizard]

NSC unwritten rule #74: Any thread even vaguely fish related will end with 5+ pages of fish puns.

I hope you’re taking vitamin sea tablets with those Omega capsules, or you may end up in a clambulance.

 

[Jack Straw]

I just opened the medicine cupboard, a bottle of Omega 3 pills fell out and hit me.

Luckily my wounds were only super fish oil.

I hope your medicine cupboard is out of the reach of sildren?

 

[Normal Rob]

Oh no, what have you done. Now people will spend a ludicrously long, overly extended, amount of time time looking through every post to see if they can spot cleverly concealed fish puns. It's going to waste a lot of peoples time.

 

[zefarelly]

Oh no, what have you done. Now people will spend a ludicrously long, overly extended, amount of time time looking through every post to see if they can spot cleverly concealed fish puns. It's going to waste a lot of peoples time.

I'm looking now! I can feel my mullet growing as I surf the tinterweb from my comfy char wearing nothing but a codpiece. I'm having a brill time.

 

[sydney]

bassturd

 

[MJsGhost]

Oh no, what have you done. Now people will spend a ludicrously long, overly extended, amount of time time looking through every post to see if they can spot cleverly concealed fish puns. It's going to waste a lot of peoples time.

Why would anyone try to conceel a fish pun?

 

[Gabbafella]

Oh no, what have you done. Now people will spend a ludicrously long, overly extended, amount of time time looking through every post to see if they can spot cleverly concealed fish puns. It's going to waste a lot of peoples time.

Read your post a few times, cod not sea a pun at all.

 

[zefarelly]

Why would anyone try to conceel a fish pun?

You would have gotten away with that if it hadn't been for those Pesce kids.

 

[Mr Bridger]

Speaking of eels, it reminds me of the time I went to the sperm donor clinic.
The nurse asked me if I’d like to ********** in the cup,
I said, ‘I’m good but I’m not ready to compete in a tournament yet.’

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

I'm looking now! I can feel my mullet growing as I surf the tinterweb from my comfy char wearing nothing but a codpiece. I'm having a brill time.

Bream-on !