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[Humour] Joke du Jour
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Gazwag
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A patient in ICU is hardly going to be standing up
Dick Swiveller
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- Sep 9, 2011
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Just found out my Grandad is addicted to Viagra. He is OK about it but my gran is taking it hard.
Palacefinder General
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- Apr 5, 2019
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Why does it get so hot in the ESL after 75 minutes of the regulation 90?
Because all of the fans have left.
Because all of the fans have left.
Worthing exile
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- May 12, 2009
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with two broken legs lol
Insel affe
HellBilly
Why are presumming the patient is a male ?
Because I myself am male and so it seemed the natural thing to do.
Insel affe
HellBilly
Ok fair enough, but just remember next time, there are plenty of women in Brighton that probably look like that from behind.
Ok fair enough, but just remember next time, there are plenty of women in Brighton that probably look like that from behind.
I think I've been out with a few of them!
Hampden Park
Ex R.N.
- Oct 7, 2003
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cracking joke
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
Why is he / she, thinking out of their ear?
Mr Bridger
Sound of the suburbs
Which reminds me about the time I suffered from premature ejaculation.
In the beginning your Nan was ok about it and just took it on the chin, but lately it's been getting on her t!ts
Dick Swiveller
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- Sep 9, 2011
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You was probably worn out after digging down 6 feet - I wouldn't worry.
crodonilson
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