[Humour] Joke Du Jour.

[Jack Straw]

I'm staying at home wearing my big-cat print onesie. I'm self ocelotting.

 

[Guinness Boy]

I hope you're lion down.

 

[studio150]

One for our Spanish friends

 

[Is it PotG?]

An ocelot is a small cat in the wild sense if truth be known, so not under the 'big-cat onesie' umbrella.

 

[BadFish]

You should be turning one way then the other..

 

[Questions]

Any Lynx to other joke sites..

 

[grubbyhands]

Pussy!

 

[Insel affe]

Purrfect...

 

[Goldstone1976]

You have cat to be kitten me.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

I had to paws for a moment before I got that. It was a whisker away from being genius.

Are you normally this funny or is it just a funny feline?

 

[Sirnormangall]

Purrty good idea

 

[clockend1983]

Fur **** sake

 

[AmexRuislip]

I'm staying at home wearing my big-cat print onesie. I'm self ocelotting.

As long as you dont end up in a catatonic state.......

 

[lawros left foot]

I hope everyone is feline better soon, there seems to be no paws in this crisis.

 

[H block]

You have cat to be kitten me.

Ooh he’ll be disappointed with that effort.

 

[Winker]

Don't wear it near a Chinese restaurant or you will end up on the menu.

 

[Sirnormangall]

I'm staying at home wearing my big-cat print onesie. I'm self ocelotting.

Im staying at home and to keep fit I’ll be moving back and forth in a regular rhythm- self oscillating.

 

[Eeyore]

Are you feline okay ?

 

[Official Old Man]

I expect I'm not the only one this morning (21/4/21) to receive an email from Churchill regarding a cash refund on my car insurance as I've not used my car in the past few months.
So here is the joke.
Car insurance cost = £552
Refund £20
Car has been SORN for 5 months!