[Music] Joke Du Jour

[CheeseRolls]

Not entirely clear here why you think this is funny. Maybe it is just a Priti Patel smirk on your face?

I have notified the RSPCA and trust you have a good reason for bolting the dogs. Not clear what you have bolted them to, but expected no sympathy from me for your animal cruelty.


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[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I didn't find the humour.

Have you tried turning your electron microscope off and on again?

 

[Guy Fawkes]

I don't get the joke.

Have you tried turning your electron microscope off and on again?

If the humour in the post is that small, no wonder they didn't find it

 

[marcos3263]

I’m good at firework displays - I’ve got a flare for it.

 

[Albion my Albion]

Have you tried turning your electron microscope off and on again?

Yes, and I started seeing images such as this.

 

[Jack Straw]

Hopefully you have more than one dog or the NSC pedants will be over this like a rash!

Just the one dog. The poster forget the apostrophe between the "g" and the "s", short for "dog has".
How about if Solly married a girl called June and had two daughters, April and May?

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Just the one dog. The poster forget the apostrophe between the "g" and the "s", short for "dog has".
How about if Solly married a girl called June and had two daughters, April and May?

Then I'd imagine Solly would be done for bigamy and Amelia would cut his nuts off

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

I’m good at firework displays - I’ve got a flare for it.

It'll backfire on you. Blow up in your face.