[Humour] Joke Du Jour

[narly101]

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?


Mascarpone

 

[Questions]

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?


Mascarpone

It would work out a lot cheaper if you used cheddar.

 

[Albalbion]

If youre going to use enough to cheese to hide a horse, i would suggest that amount of cheese would actually be more noticeable than the horse itself thereby rendering it redundant as anyone looking for the horse would surely have a look at this cheese monument and find the horse anyway.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

If youre going to use enough to cheese to hide a horse, i would suggest that amount of cheese would actually be more noticeable than the horse itself thereby rendering it redundant as anyone looking for the horse would surely have a look at this cheese monument and find the horse anyway.

Not if you hid it caerphilly

 

[bhafc99]

Not if you hid it caerphilly

Genius. Well done.


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[Is it PotG?]

Get as many blocks of cheddar as you can, put them together solidly. So long as they're stable.

 

[grubbyhands]

Lame.

 

[Jack Straw]

That's why the Police couldn't find Shergar. They were looking for a horse, rather than a cheese monument.

 

[Questions]

Not if you hid it caerphilly

Hey, thatsa Gouda post.

 

[el punal]

Carry on with these ridiculous posts and you’ll end up with a Laughing Cow.

 

[pasty]

On the assumption the basis of this being a joke is that "marscapone" sounds a bit like "mask a pony", why would putting a mask on a pony help you hide a horse? Doesn't make sense.

 

[METALMICKY]

What type of cheese would you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

 

[Hampden Park]

grate cheese puns

 

[schmunk]

grate cheese puns

Careful though, we don't want anything blue.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

You can't use cheese to hide a horse, there is just no whey.

 

[FatSuperman]

Not if you hid it caerphilly

Post of the year contender.

 

[BNthree]

Did you hear about the cheese monger that decided to paint his mare a different colour? He double Gloucester.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

A horse is usually over 14.2 hands high, whereas a pony is below this height, so what are you trying to hide, a horse or a pony, I think you need to be clearer.

 

[Eggmundo]

Do horses eat cheese?

 

[wardy wonder land]

this form of equine deception would not work in Switzerland, the Swiss would see right thought it