[Humour] Joke du Jour

[Dick Head]

What's got eight legs and flies?













Four pairs of trousers.

 

[Brovion]

What if they're tracksuit bottoms?

 

[Is it PotG?]

2 elephants in a jumbo jet?

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Many ladies' trousers don't have flies.

 

[Dick Head]

What if they're tracksuit bottoms?

Many ladies' trousers don't have flies.

Okay, so there are non airborne varieties.

 

[SUA Seagull]

What's got eight legs and flies?

An octopus with a personal hygiene problem?

 

[Easy 10]

Why couldn't the blind man see his friends ?


Because he was married.

 

[Eeyore]

Not all trousers have flies. Where the trousers checked before this joke was made?

 

[Superphil]

A dead spider

 

[Wellesley]

Four girls from Croydon.

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

A large dining table in a hurricane

 

[Gazwag]

Why couldn't the blind man see his friends ?


Because he was married.

Could he not sneak away earlier one day after measuring up for a quick OJ in the pub with his friends

 

[Jack Straw]

What's got eight legs and flies?

A dyslexic fidgeting seashell?

 

[B-right-on]

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?








Snowballs.....

 

[el punal]

Many ladies' trousers don't have flies.

They do if they’re smelly.

 

[del strangefish]

Octoturd

 

[Pintos]

spiderpants

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

An octopus with a personal hygiene problem?

They’re tentacles not legs.

 

[METALMICKY]

I once double dated a couple of anorexic girls..........two birds one stone