[Humour] Joke du Jour.

[el punal]

Yesterday, I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
It was bread in captivity.

Did it have a Mum and Dad? If not, it was probably self raising.

 

[erkan]

They weren't sure what it was until one of the keepers realised and exclaimed "Ah, tis an loaf...!"

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[Bry Nylon]

That baguette joke is the best thing since sliced bread.

 

[Eeyore]

You're right. It was Baker Street. I need to get out more. I stay in forfars too much.

Except that Forfars closed down a while back.

So you are not in a zoo or a bakers.

So where exactly are you ?

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Yesterday, I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
It was bread in captivity.

What a pain.

 

[Questions]

Yesterday, I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
It was bread in captivity.

It wouldn’t have been a baguette if in a cage in a zoo.. More likely Tiger bread.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

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(beaten to the punchline- note to self, refresh thread first before posting )

 

[Shirty]

ROFL

 

[SUA Seagull]

What a pain.

Very good TB - you clearly have a rye sense of humour

 

[Simontheseagull]

Yesterday, I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
It was bread in captivity.

Did you butter it up while using a funny French accent?

 

[Winker]

Yesterday, I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
It was bread in captivity.

Did it move - or was it brown bread?

 

[Winker]

You're right. It was Baker Street. I need to get out more. I stay in forfars too much.

Are you sure you weren't in Sandwich?

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

I really hope this doesn't spread - it's in poor taste ....

 

[Iggle Piggle]

I went to a zoo yesterday with only one dog in a cage.

It was a Shih ztu.

 

[Mr Bridger]

I went to a zoo yesterday with only one dog in a cage.

It was a Shih ztu.

Must have been a kennel not a zoo, so the dog you actual saw was a shihkennel

 

[Napier]

Did it have a Mum and Dad? If not, it was probably self raising.

Was it kneady?