[Humour] Joke du Jour.

[Jack Straw]

Yesterday, I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
It was bread in captivity.

 

[Krusty]

Hey hey!

 

[Withdean11]

What Zoo was it? i'd be surprised if they were feeding their animals baguettes.

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

The bars would need to be bloody close together

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I see holes in this story already. Any sensible baguette would use its loaf and slip through the bars of the cage

 

[KZNSeagull]

This is rather a stale joke.

 

[Hampden Park]

ooh crumbs!

 

[Hampden Park]

Knead more of these

 

[skipper734]

Probably a French Zoo. Maybe Jacks on holiday.

 

[Brovion]

That wasn't a zoo you idiot; that was just a baker's shop with bars on the window. Probably a dodgy area.

Were you in Croydon?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Was the baguette sliced medium or thick, so that it could fit through the bars?

 

[Is it PotG?]

Was said cage outdoors and exposed to the elements?

If that is the case, avoid rain, or nothing but a squidgy mess will remain.

 

[Jack Straw]

That wasn't a zoo you idiot; that was just a baker's shop with bars on the window. Probably a dodgy area.

Were you in Croydon?

No. Cobden Road!

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Roll on tomorrow

 

[essbee1]

Dough me a favour - that's a crap joke.

At yeast you had the balls to post it on here tho'.

 

[RandyWanger]

I’m going to go against the grain here and say this was funny.

 

[Eeyore]

No. Cobden Road!

There isn't a zoo in Cobden Road.

I suspect that what you saw was a stale baguette that had been thrown over the fencing that Southern Water have placed across the patch of grass below the reservoir area.

Maybe there was cat running around behind it.

 

[phoenix]

I see holes in this story already. Any sensible baguette would use its loaf and slip through the bars of the cage

Them bars are really sharp, he might have been sliced !

 

[Jack Straw]

There isn't a zoo in Cobden Road.

I suspect that what you saw was a stale baguette that had been thrown over the fencing that Southern Water have placed across the patch of grass below the reservoir area.

Maybe there was cat running around behind it.

You're right. It was Baker Street. I need to get out more. I stay in forfars too much.

 

[driller]

You're right. It was Baker Street. I need to get out more. I stay in forfars too much.

At yeast you admit it