Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
Yesterday, I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
It was bread in captivity.
It was bread in captivity.
That wasn't a zoo you idiot; that was just a baker's shop with bars on the window. Probably a dodgy area.
Were you in Croydon?
No. Cobden Road!
I see holes in this story already. Any sensible baguette would use its loaf and slip through the bars of the cage
There isn't a zoo in Cobden Road.
I suspect that what you saw was a stale baguette that had been thrown over the fencing that Southern Water have placed across the patch of grass below the reservoir area.
Maybe there was cat running around behind it.
You're right. It was Baker Street. I need to get out more. I stay in forfars too much.