[Humour] Joke du Jour

[Flex Your Head]

I once went out with a blind girl who said I had the biggest manhood she'd ever felt. I think she was pulling my leg though.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Did she actually use the word 'manhood'? How quaint.

Also, a coincidence that your manhood also has a knee-like joint in it.

 

[essbee1]

1/10. Must try harder.

 

[Hampden Park]

I once went out with a blind girl who said I had the biggest manhood she'd ever felt. I think she was pulling my leg though.

Pull the other one.

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It’s very rewarding, but quite challenging. – Took me ages to get her husband’s voice right.

 

[Jack Straw]

Did you get dumped after she saw through you?

 

[Bodian]

If you were out merely hanging some blinds with her, what would she be doing pulling your leg?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

My wife was walking around naked when there was a knock at the door. “who is it” she shouted out. “it’s the blind man” came the response. Given the circumstances she went to the door still naked.

“nice set of tits love, where do you want the blind?”

 

[AmexRuislip]

I once went out with a blind girl who said I had the biggest manhood she'd ever felt. I think she was pulling my leg though.

I bet she was made to measure, your roman cordless manhood

 

[el punal]

I once went out with a blind girl who said I had the biggest manhood she'd ever felt. I think she was pulling my leg though.

So when you have an orgasm is it a knee jerk reaction?

 

[Arthritic Toe]

My wife was walking around naked when there was a knock at the door. “who is it” she shouted out. “it’s the blind man” came the response. Given the circumstances she went to the door still naked.

“nice set of tits love, where do you want the blind?”

Oh come on - you've absolutely destroyed that one. It has to be a nun in the bath and 'the blind man from the village".

 

[Questions]

My missis told me the other day that she can still wear stuff from 25 years ago. I said YEAH... your scarves.

 

[Bolton va va]

I think my wife might have died. The sex is about the same but the ironing is piling up.

 

[Taybha]

I don't get it ......

 

[schmunk]

I think my wife might have died. The sex is about the same but the ironing is piling up.

If she's dead, who's putting clothes into the washing machine? LAUNDRY GHOST!

 

[Brovion]

My wife was looking in the mirror the other night. She sighed and said:
"I'm piling on the pounds, my hair's going grey, I've got a double chin, there's bags under my eyes and wrinkles all over my face."
I didn't say anything.
"Well say something nice to cheer me up!" she snapped crossly.
"Well," I replied slowly, "There's certainly nothing wrong with your eyesight."

 

[Pickles]

I don't get it ......

My doctor told me that I was rather important the other day.

 

[Taybha]

My doctor told me that I was rather important the other day.

I challenge you to a duel , but i don't know how to do it .

 

[Lankyseagull]

My girlfriend accused me of cheating.

I told her she was starting to sound like my wife....