[Humour] Joke du Jour.

[Albion my Albion]

Still waiting for the pouch line

I see your pouch line is growing Aussie a bit.

A German would love that one.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Was Marcel pushing the wardrobe to make room for the gray creature with the long snoz?

Gray? Gray?Oh, dear oh dear oh dear

 

[The Clamp]

Last night, I went to watch a kangaroo performing mime artistry. He did the "Walking against the wind", "Pushing the heavy wardrobe", and finished his act with the well known classic "Walking in to an invisible wall". You won't see a better act than Marcel Marsupial.

Walking against the wind, to be realistic, would involve taking some backward steps. I'm afraid Kangaroo's (this is a fact) cannot step backwards because of their tails being too big. So I think you need to go away and think about what you have done here. Disappointing.

 

[smillie's garden]

Gray? Gray?Oh, dear oh dear oh dear

You got a problem with how I spell my colors?

 

[Coldeanseagull]

You got a problem with how I spell my colors?

Yes, absotiffly
No

 

[Questions]

How many elephants can hide in a cupboard so as not to be mentioned.

What if the kangaroo grassed them up though. They are known throughout the marsupial world as renown snitches. I think one kangaroo was official World Heavyweight Boxing champion sometime before Jack Johnston or so I was told.

 

[Albion my Albion]

You got a problem with how I spell my colors?

American spelling of colours.

 

[Albion my Albion]

You got a problem with how I spell my colors?

American spelling of colours.

It sounded nice so I said it twice.

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Still waiting for the pouch line

As kangaroos are known for boxing, you could have just left this as 'punch line'. I know I would have found it equally funny, if not more.

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Did you notice the uncanny silimarity in name to Marcel Marceau? Uncanny, because he also is a mime artist. This casts doubt on the whole story for me. I'm out.

I like the concept of a silimarity. Tweak the spelling a little to sillymarity and you have the perfect word for something nearly the same, but a rather daft alternative