[Humour] Joke du Jour.

[Jack Straw]

A man has been found laying on the pavement with a severe injury. CCTV shows the alleged assailant cycling towards the victim before hitting him over the head with a large fish. The assailant was described as wearing a striped t-shirt and beret. Police believe he has been poissoned.

 

[essbee1]

Can't see the porpoise of this joke tbh.

 

[rocker959]

Made I larf .

 

[Brovion]

Oh those Russians; now they're using poisoned fish.

 

[Martlet]

Has anyone been plaiced at the scene?

 

[essbee1]

Has anyone been plaiced at the scene?

No - but the net has been thrown far and wide.

 

[Gabbafella]

All sounds a bit fishy to me, could be a red herring.

 

[Goldstone1976]

I don’t understand why the assailant is thought to have been poissoned. I’m more interested in what caused the injury to the victim.

 

[grubbyhands]

Sounds like a load of Pollocks to me.

 

[el punal]

Obviously it was something that was done in a fit of pike.

 

[grubbyhands]

Was he gudgeoned to death?

 

[narly101]

I find it difficult to believe that a man cod cycle one handed whilst holding a big fish, let alone getting the angle right to cause such a severe injury.

 

[grubbyhands]

He would have to Perch on the pedals to get the angle of the blow correct.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Obviously Monty Python are the root cause of such mindless violence.

 

[el punal]

For goodness hake, can't you see the police are floundering with their investigation. We await with baited breath to sea how the lines of inquiry are progressing. At present detectives are trawling through previous cases hoping for something to catch their eye - they really are stuck between a rock and a hard plaice.

 

[FatSuperman]

I find it very difficult to believe that a fish can be swung with enough force to seriously harm someone. Most fish are quite floppy, so you cannot get great momentum behind an attack. Of course, the OP has given us a pathetic amount of information here - perhaps the fish was frozen? That would introduce all sorts of new problems with this news.

Frankly I think he's made this up to increase his post count. Not impressed.

 

[Mick Bateup]

The assailant obviously got away pn a battered motor pike and side carp

 

[Paskman]

Ar-Sole Wenger is the guilty culprit [emoji632]

 

[Petee]

Sounds like he was in the wrong plaice at the wrong time

 

[sydney]

marcel costeau... bass tad...!!