[Humour] Joke du Jour.

[DavidinSouthampton]

I don't think it's a joke at all. I think it is an appropriate comment on the problem that is obesity iin our society today - obesity which has led to diabetes, poor circulation, the need to amputate the toes and then ultimately death! You have been warned. It's no laughing matter.

 

[maffew]

I went private when I had Dicktheria.

Probably caused from an overactive Thighroid

 

[Questions]

I would like some clarity regarding the amputation of the ENDS OF BOTH FEET

What ? Which toes-are-lightest.

 

[Jack Straw]

Liar! The latest edition of The Lancet carries no mention of this.

Fair cop. I made this bit up!

 

[Hornblower]

None of this stands up for me.

 

[Eeyore]

Why do Norwegian, Danish and Swedish battle ships have bar codes on their sides?

So the harbour master can Scan Da Navy In.

Do Finland and Iceland have an exemption from this process ? If so, why ?

 

[dsr-burnley]

I don't think it's a joke at all. I think it is an appropriate comment on the problem that is obesity iin our society today - obesity which has led to diabetes, poor circulation, the need to amputate the toes and then ultimately death! You have been warned. It's no laughing matter.

This clearly can't be obesity related. Obese people can't see their toes so how would he have known they needed amputating?

 

[Gazwag]

Do Finland and Iceland have an exemption from this process ? If so, why ?

Because they are Nordic countries not Scandinavian

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

Fair cop. I made this bit up!

Good to know that the rest of it is completely true. Although sad for the deceased, obviously.

 

[Taybha]

Iceland sell them .

 

[Albion my Albion]

That's a shocking diagnosis. Lactose (note the correct spelling) intolerance is nothing to do with feet. I fear for the NHS, I really do.

It's incredibly hard to walk without tose. Of course if you Lacfeat it's much more uncommon to catch athlete's foot so there are some advantages.

I do applaud (for only a minute) your spelling lactose correctly. Obviously I have misspelled tose and Lacfeat for purposes of dramatization. OTOH, I have spelled misspelled correctly which must be credited to my father.

 

[Hugo Rune]

It's incredibly hard to walk without tose. Of course if you Lacfeat it's much more uncommon to catch athlete's foot so there are some advantages.

It occurred to me that the poor individual may have been diagnosed with having Athlete’s Foot prior to the operation to remove his feet.

In this case he would have had two Athlete’s feet which would have been duly chopped off and returned to the athletic original owner.

It must be tough to be diagnosed with having body parts that don’t belong to you. The obesity angle makes even more sense as this wretched thief and cake chaser was clearly no athlete.