[Humour] Joke Du Jour

[narly101]

I saw my Nan over the weekend, she's just had a Stenna stairlift installed, so I offered her £5 if I could have a go.

I think she's gonna take me up on it.

 

[Blatter]

And seen elsewhere this morning -

What's the difference between Everton and the Titanic?

The Titanic turned up at Southampton before going down.

 

[Petee]

I saw my Nan over the weekend, she's just had a Stenna stairlift installed, so I offered her £5 if I could have a go.

I think she's gonna take me up on it.

Bit incestuous...

 

[essbee1]

I see Harry and Meghan are engaged

 

[Is it PotG?]

Firstly I am amazed that a misspelled shipping line are now installing stair lifts, but furthermore you need to have a word. £5 is extortionate, she should offer a free go.

 

[Gazwag]

Did Ayrton Stenna install it

 

[Jack Straw]

I saw my Nan over the weekend, she's just had a Stenna stairlift installed, so I offered her £5 if I could have a go.

I think she's gonna take me up on it.

I've no idea how much you weigh, and I assume your Nan is around seven or eight stone? Therefore, will the lift take this combined weight? I would read the operating manual very carefully before you do this as it seems there could well be a health and safety issue here.

 

[Taybha]

If you flip up the seat and inspect the steel bar under the velcro material covering it , the maximum weight label clearly states a maximum of 3 people or 380 kg ! good idea if you live with lots n lots of old codgers i suppose , get them off to kip 3 at a time , pity they haven't installed these in the WSU .

 

[Two Professors]

If you flip up the seat and inspect the steel bar under the velcro material covering it , the maximum weight label clearly states a maximum of 3 people or 380 kg ! good idea if you live with lots n lots of old codgers i suppose , get them off to kip 3 at a time , pity they haven't installed these in the WSU .

Wonder how much Barber would charge to use it!

 

[AmexRuislip]

conjugate the verb to go.................

 

[Alba Badger]

How many immature people does it take to change a light bulb?


































Your mum.

 

[Norman Potting]

Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them. It gets them really upset.

(C) Milton Jones

 

[Jesus Gul]

I saw my Nan over the weekend, she's just had a Stenna stairlift installed, so I offered her £5 if I could have a go.

I think she's gonna take me up on it.

Not ferry funny.

 

[Questions]

If you flip up the seat and inspect the steel bar under the velcro material covering it , the maximum weight label clearly states a maximum of 3 people or 380 kg ! good idea if you live with lots n lots of old codgers i suppose , get them off to kip 3 at a time , pity they haven't installed these in the WSU .

If they had a stair lift to WSU I would happily pay a pound to go up on it.

 

[Albion my Albion]

I'm hearing those words "Du Jour" a lot lately. Pretty much on a daily basis.

 

[Notters]

Did Ayrton Stenna install it

I thought he was talking about this:

 

[Hornblower]

I saw my Nan over the weekend, she's just had a Stenna stairlift installed, so I offered her £5 if I could have a go.

I think she's gonna take me up on it.

My Nan's got one, it drives her up the wall.

 

[Albion my Albion]

My Nan's got one, it drives her up the wall.

I've heard older couples use it when the gentleman can't get it up.

 

[Surf's Up]

Bloke came into the pub the other day and asked for a double-entendre................so I gave him one.

Its the old ones that are the best - I heard Fenella Fielding say this one the other day and I nearly cacked my pants.

 

[Brovion]

I went to buy some Norwegian furniture the other day.
But it was too expensive.