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narly101

Well-known member
Feb 16, 2009
2,683
London
How many immature people does it take to change a light bulb?









Your mum.


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Goldstone1976

We Got Calde in!!
Helpful Moderator
NSC Patron
Apr 30, 2013
14,124
Herts
My mum is 82. At what age would you estimate she will reach maturity?

Ridiculous post - the OP is clearly on some sort of wind up :nono:
 


Brovion

In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
19,883
How many immature people does it take to change a light bulb?









Your mum.


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Where's the answer? You asked how many immature people does it need to change a light bulb - and then you didn't tell us! So who's the immature one now, eh?
 




skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
My Mum isn't immature, she died when she was 94. I feel she would struggle with what passes for modern lightbulbs though.
 




marcos3263

Well-known member
Oct 29, 2009
955
Fishersgate and Proud
I consider changing a lightbulb a blue job and therefore wouldn't expect my mum or anyones mum to change a bulb. In the same way she wouldn't put out the bins. I wouldnt want her up a ladder at her age either
 


DavidRyder

Well-known member
Jul 23, 2013
2,931
Before we know it there'll be Light Orbs that float around the room, which can sense where people are, where they would prefer the light to be, and at what level, doing away with the need for bulbs. When that day comes, it'll put the nail in the coffin of 'the light bulb' joke!
 
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