Joke du jour

[Questions]

I had a perm once .

Littlewoods or Vernons ? ..............one for the old uns that.

 

[Questions]

The last time I went to have my haircut the guy inside said in a Jewish accent that they didn't cut hair but circumcised young Jewish boys. I asked him why he had a large red and white pole outside and he replied "Well, what would you suggest I put up ? "

This story is neither true or an attempt at humour.

 

[MrSnuggles]

A penguin walks into a bar and asks the barman 'have you seen my dad?' to which the barman replies ' What does he look like!
It must be a slow news night!