Joke du Jour

[Easy 10]

A man walks into a library and says "can I have some fish and chips please ?"
The librarian says "Sir, this is a library"
"Oops, sorry" whispers the man. "Can I have some fish and chips please ?"

 

[Pavilionaire]

He was in the wrong plaice.

 

[Grombleton]

He didn't specify which fish he would like.

Is he a Cod man? or perhaps some Huss?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

A man walks into a library and says "can I have some fish and chips please ?"
The librarian says "Sir, this is a library"
"Oops, sorry" whispers the man. "Can I have some fish and chips please ?"

So did Arsene get any food in the end?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

It's unlikely that a library would be open at any time that a customer wanted to eat a meal. Council spending cuts have severely restricted opening hours in recent years.

 

[A mex eyecan]

It's unlikely that a library would be open at any time that a customer wanted to eat a meal. Council spending cuts have severely restricted opening hours in recent years.

it was a Fry Day so their open until 8PM

 

[Prince Monolulu]

If the man was conscientious and bright enough to take on board that it was indeed a library after being informed so by the keen employee, then Shirley this would have rung a bell that such a request was inappropriate in such an establishment unless they were in the cafeteria area.

 

[Eggmundo]

What happened to the Horse?

 

[The Clamp]

Can you clarify which year the man entered the library as in recent times one no longer has to whisper in libraries. In fact with the advent of school groups, knit and natter clubs, coffee mornings and careers meetings normal level conversation is positively encouraged.



P.S this is actually one of my favourite jokes, and has been since 1977.

 

[Jack Straw]

When the man entered the building, he would have noticed all the shelves of books and complete lack of that strong chip shop aroma Shirley? Unless he was blind in the eyes and the nose, in which case I feel quite sorry for him. I hope someone helped him to the nearest fish and chip establishment and that his hunger has been satisfied.

 

[SweatyMexican]

What kind of rowdy youth has to be reminded to keep his voice down in a library? I'd have spat in his chips.

 

[AmexRuislip]

What system dewey think he made his order?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

What system dewey think he made his order?

Dismal.

 

[Martlet]

It's unlikely that a library would be open at any time that a customer wanted to eat a meal. Council spending cuts have severely restricted opening hours in recent years.

He could have been having lunch?

 

[chucky1973]

do they have salt in a library? Cant have chips without salt and its not mentioned in the "joke"?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Dismal.

Totally agree, crashed and burned

 

[worthingseagull]

should be blague du jour or joke of the day - faire your mind up

 

[Blackadder]

I'm sorry but this joke just DOES NOT WORK.

I pop into our local library most lunchtimes and the noise is APPALLING.

There are people talking loudly on their phones and even the staff don't whisper.

Now.. when I was a lad... I used to be shhhh'd at the slightest noise. Now I want quiet. I have turned into a grumpy old git.

Now... Where was I?

 

[LlcoolJ]

When the man entered the building, he would have noticed all the shelves of books and complete lack of that strong chip shop aroma Shirley? Unless he was blind in the eyes and the nose, in which case I feel quite sorry for him. I hope someone helped him to the nearest fish and chip establishment and that his hunger has been satisfied.

How does he smell?

 

[del strangefish]

Librarian should of battered him.