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Joke Du Jour
- Thread starter narly101
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Gazwag
5 millionth post poster
Bet he was popular driving a tractor around London
How do you know he used two exclamation marks? I think you're making this up. I'll look for my tin foil though, just to be on the safe side.
Are you sure that was what he shouted? Would be very hard to hear clearly, over the sound of a loud tractor motor.
Could have been anything.
Could have been anything.
Stumpy Tim
Well-known member
So I know Farmer Geddon. His Facebook profile is here - https://www.facebook.com/farmer.geddon.5
I've asked him if this is true, and he said it's a pack of lies. Where do you get off spreading rumours like htis?
I've asked him if this is true, and he said it's a pack of lies. Where do you get off spreading rumours like htis?
Prince Monolulu
Everything in Moderation
How did you know his name? Had you met him on a previous occasion or was he sporting a name badge?
I hope you prompted him to stop this muck spreading.
I hope you prompted him to stop this muck spreading.
alfredmizen
Banned
- Mar 11, 2015
- 6,342
It's my scouse nephew's birthday tomorrow so as a special surprise I've slipped a £20 note into his nan's purse.
Oh, and there was me thinking that you were strongly against lazy stereotyping.
alfredmizen
Banned
- Mar 11, 2015
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lighten up ffs, i yield to no man in my admiration for scousers , top, top people who are unfairly maligned, ive got very close mates up there who i visit on a regular basis , i texted them this one as well,but when it comes to a joke , tough shit , this is a good one !
alfredmizen
Banned
- Mar 11, 2015
- 6,342
I was sitting on the side of the bed last night pulling off my boxers and the wife said "you spoil those fu*king dogs".
You think they are top people - close mates - who are unfairly maligned - but you are happy to contribute to that 'unfair' perception, so long as you consider the (20 year old) joke to be funny?
Got it.
That's a much better one.
Your wife has a potty mouth though. You need to have words.
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alfredmizen
Banned
- Mar 11, 2015
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They did, and found it very funny, same as i do when i hear jokes about stereotypical londoners .
Well that's not a very good present. Why not just give it straight to him? I mean, I get that you are expecting him to steal it, but it's a birthday gift, why making him work for his present. That's no a very nice gift at all.
Is there a vet-approved reason for you to do this, or do we need to contact the RSPCA and the police? If there is a vet-approved reason for it, why do it in the bedroom? It seems a little intimate. Also 'boxers' indicates more than one, wasn't your arm getting tired? I think your wife should help out if the dogs need this for whatever reason. Of course, if it's just a weird perversion of yours, I'm concerned that your wife seems generally ok (in that she hasn't reported you to the proper authorities).
ExmouthExile
Well-known member
- Feb 11, 2005
- 1,806
Who can blame him for coming out with such remarks? The state the world is in today, I tend to agree with him to be honest.
Winker
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
It's OK - this is just another Brexit scare story.
Superphil
Dismember
Sorry, but if it's Friday, then it should be photos of animals wearing clothes
smillie's garden
Am I evil?
- Aug 11, 2003
- 2,742
If Farmer Geddon is serious about exhorting the planet's population to get its affairs in order, then surely shouting at passers by over engine noise is rather an inefficient method of doing so? Far better to go on Farming Today, or at least print his message of doom underneath his "Fresh Egg's" sign.
skipper734
Registered ruffian
Was his tractor purchased with EU money?