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Northstander

Well-known member
Oct 13, 2003
14,031
Twelve priests were about to be ordained.The final test was for them
to
line up in a straight row, totally nude,in a garden while a sexy,
big
breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a bell attached to his weenie and they were told
that
anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be
ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She
proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests
until she got to the final priest, Carlos.

As she danced,his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and
fell
clatering to the ground. Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps
forward
and bent to pick it up.

Then all the other bells started ringing...
 








simnom

New member
Aug 21, 2003
90
In Bed
We've just won an olympic gold medal in the canoeing........





The medal goes to two blokes from Cornwall in a Ford Transit
 










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