Joke du jour

[Chicken Runner61]

They should have turned him off and on again - that works.

 

[Socialist Sid]

He obviously wasn't monitored that well.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Translate to English...?

 

[skipper734]

Did he die of a virus? I find AVG gives me adequate protection.

 

[drew]

Right mouse, click.
Save As, click
Rename file name to Brooklyn Beckham (overwrite existing file) and look forward to another 80 odd years but this time with a bit of dosh!

 

[chucky1973]

what was the mouse's name?

 

[BBassic]

You call that a joke? This is a joke:

A DBA walks into a NOSQL bar and, unable to find a table, promptly leaves.

 

[GingerBeerMan]

You call that a joke? This is a joke:

A DBA walks into a NOSQL bar and, unable to find a table, promptly leaves.

Living up to your username

 

[Hornblower]

I have a mouse designed for left handed people and the right click operation is actually operated by my forefinger so I'm afraid I wouldn't have been able to save him by right-clicking. I feel guilty now.

 

[backson]

Apparently he's going to be buried in a drop down box

 

[dougdeep]

would a mouse save him?

Mighty Mouse might have.

 

[Manx Shearwater]

Go to the Recycle Folder and select the 'Restore' option. That would work.

 

[maltaseagull]

I have a mouse designed for left handed people and the right click operation is actually operated by my forefinger so I'm afraid I wouldn't have been able to save him by right-clicking. I feel guilty now.

Isn't the function on the right side of the left handed mouse?

If so you could still have saved him. Don't feel too bad

 

[Gwylan]

You call that a joke? This is a joke:

A DBA walks into a NOSQL bar and, unable to find a table, promptly leaves.

I could tell you the one about the UDP packet but you wouldn't get it

 

[Norman Potting]

How would it have worked if he was using a touch pad?

 

[brakespear]

(ripped from elsewhere):

A programmer’s wife sends him to the grocery store with the instructions, “get a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.” He comes home with a dozen loaf of bread and tells her, “they had eggs.”

 

[Manx Shearwater]

A grocery store wouldn't stock that many loaves. Surely he's gone to a Supermarket without telling his wife.

 

[Left Back]

I could tell you the one about the UDP packet but you wouldn't get it

I might get it, but I wouldn't tell you even if i did.

 

[8ace]

A letter g walks into a hexadecimal bar and the landlord says "why the wrong base?".