Joke du jour

[Husty]

"Do you want to see my puppies, little girl?" I asked.

"No thanks," she replied. "I've just had lunch."

It's not easy being a paedophile in Korea.



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Shamelessly stolen off Sickipedia, but it's too good not to share.

 

[Kumquat]

Tell me about it, you should try dogging there.....

 

[Acker79]

You met a girl who speaks English in Korea? Was this north or south? I want to know so I don't take my nieces to a hot bed of child abuse.

Is it really wise to be bragging about being a paedophile? I mean, I'm glad this reported attempt was unsuccessful, you should really seek help...

 

[mistahclarke]

even if she had eaten puppies for lunch, why would that stop her for seeing alive ones?

I've just had a nice bit of lamb, but it wouldn't put me off seeing them in the fields.

No, no, this doesn't make sense.

 

[Acker79]

Maybe she was a cat person?

 

[Puppet Master]

Was she fit?

 

[chucky1973]

what did she have for lunch?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Maybe she was feeling sleepy after lunch and desperate for a lie down.

 

[narly101]

Surely if the OP had suggested puppies as being a potential kiddie-lure, and been rebuffed on a few occasions in Korea, he would have tried something else. I sincerely doubt that the term "easy" can be related to the actual lure. This is a load of olds codswallop frankly.

 

[MattBackHome]

Alternatively he may with to try at a different time of day, perhaps just before anyone is likely to have indulged in some lunch, and thus leveraging the implied duality of usage for juvenile canines. Maybe around half 11 am? Though I'm not sure a) how that fits in with his schedule, or b) whether traditional British mealtimes are applicable to Korea, never having been there.

I've got a mate from Seoul though - maybe I could ask him?