Joke du Jour

[Dick Knights Mumm]

That is the beer talking ..............................

Nah - that is a good one.

 

[seagullsoverlincoln]

I see the samaritans call centre has moved to Pakistan. My mate had been feeling a bit
down and rang them up saying he was suicidal.

"Really" they said "cant drive a truck can you"

 

[Spun Cuppa]

The punch line is the final part of a joke or comedy sketch, usually the word, sentence or exchange of sentences which is intended to be funny and to provoke laughter.

Punch lines generally derive their humour from being unexpected.

Wherein lies the crux of the disgruntlement...

 

[biggles]

I see the samaritans call centre has moved to Pakistan. My mate had been feeling a bit
down and rang them up saying he was suicidal.

"Really" they said "cant drive a truck can you"

tut tut you really cant be doing jokes like that its really offensive