Joke du Jour

[Moshe Gariani]

Little Harry comes home from school one day and says he got an 'F' in maths.

"Why?" asks the father.

"The teacher asked "How much is 2x3?" so I said 6" replies Harry.

"But that's right" says his father..

"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2?"

"What's the fuckin' difference?" asks the father.

"That's what I said" replied Harry..

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

 

[Titanic]

I'm confused by your punctuation. I think there must be a '"' missing, as I can't locate the punchline.

 

[Simon Morgan]

Ouch

 

[Moshe Gariani]

I'm confused by your punctuation. I think there must be a '"' missing, as I can't locate the punchline.

The punch line is the final part of a joke or comedy sketch, usually the word, sentence or exchange of sentences which is intended to be funny and to provoke laughter.

Punch lines generally derive their humour from being unexpected.

 

[Easy 10]

What kind of responsible adult would speak to their child in this manner ? Its no wonder Harry showed such disrespect to his teacher, if his father casually throws foul-mouthed expletives around when speaking with his son. Where is the mother in all this ? I'd hope she would set more of an example, and would admonish her potty-mouthed partner accordingly.

 

[Simster]

Academic studies are normally grade "A" through to "E", with in some cases, a "U" as an alternative, which nominally stands for "Ungraded". With this in mind, I fail to see how any teacher could award the grade "F" in the first place.

Shocking gag.

 

[house your seagull]

this story suggests that the teacher of this child - i'd say key stage 2 - has marked the young student not on the merit of his arithmetic work, but on the naive use of his language.

i would've thought that treating him like that is a) ethically wrong, and 2) of a detriment to his longer term school progress.

his behaviour smats of mild asbergers or similar disorder.

what do others think?

 

[Titanic]

Academic studies are normally grade "A" through to "E", with in some cases, a "U" as an alternative, which nominally stands for "Ungraded". With this in mind, I fail to see how any teacher could award the grade "F" in the first place.

Shocking gag.

Or, as my youngest would say... EPIC FAIL!

 

[Benny Seagull]

how 'little' are we actually talking here? i think this smacks of microphobia. for shame.

 

[Skint Gull]

well i thought it was alright, t'was a joke like!

 

[bhaexpress]

It made my colleagues and myself smile

 

[Seaford Seagull]

Technically the kid has the right answer, there is no difference between 3x2 and 2x3 so should have got an 'A'...

 

[Trufflehound]

Technically the kid has the right answer, there is no difference between 3x2 and 2x3 so should have got an 'A'...

Not at all. He failed to answer the question and was rightly failed.

He said: "What's the fuckin' difference?" which is not an answer, but another question.

Had he said instead: "There's no fuckin' difference." Then he would have been correct and should have got an 'A'.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Teacher in Croydon asks the class"who supports Palace?"
All put their hands up except Billy.
Teacher asks"who do you support Billy?"
"I support Brighton" Replies Billy.
teacher asks"why's that Billy?"
"well,my mum and dad are from Brighton and have allways supported them,so I do to."
Teacher says"you don't have to copy your parents,what would you do if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a dirty crack head burgler?"
Billy says"probably support Palace like these c*nts."

 

[KneeOn]

Teacher in Croydon asks the class "who supports Palace?"
All put their hands up except Billy.
Teacher asks "who do you support Billy?"
"I support Brighton" Replies Billy.
teacher asks "why's that Billy?"
"well,my mum and dad are from Brighton and have allways supported them,so I do to."
Teacher says "you don't have to copy your parents,what would you do if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a dirty crack head burgler?"
Billy says "probably support Palace like these c*nts."

That put a propper smile on my face!

 

[Taybha]

i dont get it

 

[LABHA]

Mick is in court for a double murder. The judge says "you are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer", Man at back of courtroom, yells out "you (unt", the room goes silent,the judge continues, "you are also charged with beating your wifes lover to death with a hammer" Again this man shouts "you fu(king (unt". The judge,having enough,looks at the man and says "sir,i can understand your anger at this crime but i will have no more outbursts,if you have anything to say,then say it now, the man gets up and says "for 15 years i lived next door to that (unt,and every time i asked to borrow a hammer he said he didn"t have one".

 

[snake199]

FAO, this is quite offensive

edit, i got rid

 

[Simster]

Mick is in court for a double murder. The judge says "you are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer", Man at back of courtroom, yells out "you (unt", the room goes silent,the judge continues, "you are also charged with beating your wifes lover to death with a hammer" Again this man shouts "you fu(king (unt". The judge,having enough,looks at the man and says "sir,i can understand your anger at this crime but i will have no more outbursts,if you have anything to say,then say it now, the man gets up and says "for 15 years i lived next door to that (unt,and every time i asked to borrow a hammer he said he didn"t have one".