Joke du jour

[Lokki 7]

Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure. It's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably. It is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No. I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?"

HUSBAND: "Yes. Those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No. She's left-handed."

WIFE: - silence -

HUSBAND: " . . . shit"

 

[Les Biehn]

Not bad, raised a smile.

 

[Braders]

i like that..

 

[Simster]

7/10

 

[Man of Harveys]

4/10, Poor

 

[hans kraay fan club]

4/10 is harsh MoH. I thought it was quite good the first time round.

 

[Lokki 7]

As Les said it raised a smile. I'd give it a mildly amusing 6/10. MoH, are you on the blob today?

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

10/10.

I love jokes about left handed mistresses

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

garbage

1/10

 

[Man of Harveys]

As Les said it raised a smile. I'd give it a mildly amusing 6/10. MoH, are you on the blob today?

What would you know about a woman's needs? You NEVER understand my feelings! *cries, scoffs entire box of chocolates, listens to Dido CD*

Actually, I'm feeling rather chipper today.

 

[sten_super]

Meh. 4/10. I prefered Jevs effort yesterday, much funnier.

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

Pretty good. 8/10

 

[Hampden Park]

sorry Lokki7 but that was shit m8e

 

[wehatepalace]

Not bad 6/10

 

[Tooting Gull]

Apparently, 20,000 kilted-up Scots were standing by the Tour Eiffel today singing 'It's just a pylon'. Which made me laugh.

 

[NMH]

Why don't crystal palace fans Mums let them go down to a sandy beach?

Cats would bury them.

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

That was pretty good, i'll give it 7/10

 

[Badger]

Not a show opener but pretty good - 6.5/10