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Woodingdean Gull

New member
Jul 7, 2003
1,186
Woodingdean, Brighton
A young man walks onto the stage of Stars in their Eyes, on crutches, with a plaster cast from his feet to his hips.

Matthew Kelly Introduces him as Simon.

'It's very brave of you to come out here,' says Matthew.

'Please tell the audience what happened?'

'Well' replies Simon 'about a year ago, I was driving with my uncle when we had a really bad accident. Unfortunately my uncle was killed

outright but I survived. I was trapped in the car for six hours before I was eventually cut free.'

'The doctors had me in surgery for 12 hours

but they couldn't save my legs.'

'That's terrible. But I see you have legs now. Are they artificial?' asks Matthew.

'No Matthew, while I was in hospital the doctors informed me that my uncle had in fact died, but that his legs were fine and with all the

advances in medical science, they could graft the bottom half of his body onto mine.

As you can see the operation was successful. I have been having physio-therapy for six months and hope to be walking fully again by the end of the year.'

A huge round of applause erupts from the audience.

Kelly responds with: 'That's an unbelievable story.

So tonight, who are you going to be?'

'Tonight, Matthew, I am going to be

Simon and Halfuncle'
 


























Lammy

Registered Abuser
Oct 1, 2003
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Newhaven/Lewes/Atlanta
Woodingdean Gull said:
Just curious, why was this comment posted? I found it funny, I thought others might.

You obviously had already heard it, so why not just move on?

...and relax

I was referring to the lack of response. It was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down the board when I did that. So in affect I was bringing it to the attention of others.

no need to thank me.

-edit-

It this the first EVER poster of a joke, not taking a joke?
 
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