[Humour] Joke du Jour - The quiz

[Stat Brother]

Complete the jokes! They're based on the joke “My wife’s gone to the West Indies.” “Jamaica?” “No, she wanted to go.”
In each case, fill in the blank space with the name of a country, city or area.

 

[schmunk]

1. ?
2. Taipei
3. New Delhi
4. Winchester
5. Argentina
6. Munich
7. Algiers
8. ?

What do I win?

 

[Is it PotG?]

1) Kensington

 

[narly101]

8) Liverpool

 

[Stat Brother]

7. is particularly strong.

 

[narly101]

I think the OP has misrepresented the Thread Title. "Joke Du Jour" is used mostly to provide reference to a mildly amusing funny/anecdote which various NSC members will then rip to shreds making it even funnier.

In this particular case I feel it would best be represented by the title "Shit du Jour".

 

[Cosmic Joker]

1) Maida Vale
8) Southport
Remainder as per [MENTION=36353]schmunk[/MENTION]

 

[Shuggie]

...

 

[Jack Straw]

Complete the jokes! They're based on the joke “My wife’s gone to the West Indies.” “Jamaica?” “No, she wanted to go.”
In each case, fill in the blank space with the name of a country, city or area.

Hope she has a nice time.
What's the last sentence got to do with anything?

 

[The Wookiee]

‘My wife’s booked a luxury holiday in India’ ~ ‘Mumbai?’ ~ ‘No, her Dad paid for it’

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

No. 8. Definitely Piglet Pies.

Is this bus going to Clapham?
Only if they're very good.

(Climbs back on Stegosaurus)

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

I've just been to Poole on holiday
In Dorset?
Yes, it was a great place

 

[cardboard]

I met a great girl on holiday in Thailand
Phuket?
No we were just good friends