[Humour] Joke Du Jour - the last one for 2017

[narly101]

I had a sleep over with Darth Vader last night. He invited one of his Grand Moff's as well.

Didn't get a wink of sleep - he was tarkin all night.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

I had a sleep over with Darth Vader last night. He invited one of his Grand Moff's as well.

Didn't get a wink of sleep - he was tarkin all night.

No, sorry, I'm trying to find a witty response but the JDJ must have a semblance of humour!

 

[Super Steve Earle]

I had a sleep over with Darth Vader last night. He invited one of his Grand Moff's as well.

Didn't get a wink of sleep - he was tarkin all night.

Not surprised - the Moffs always leave the light on!

 

[McTavish]

You do know that Darth Vader is a fictional character? If someone who claimed to be Darth Vader invited you for a sleep over, you should probabky be checking that the Imperial forces haven't breached your defences.

 

[AmexRuislip]

How could you distinguish between Darth Vaders snoring or breathing?

 

[Jack Straw]

I've heard of Darth Vader, but I thought Grand Moffs was short for Grandmothers, and as for tarkin? Therefore, I Googled "Grand Moffs". I now think I understand the joke. Thank you.
I know the joke where someone was Tolkien in their sleep. He had some terrible hobbits.