Joke du jour - One for the ladies

[Puppet Master]

I wanked

 

[Socialist Sid]

A pedant writes:

The "supreme" range of pizzas are a Pizza Hut thing, not Dominoes

That's why they sent round Diana Ross and not a pizza.

 

[Questions]

That reminds me of when I rang up Dominos and ordered a thin & crusty supreme.

They sent round Diana Ross.

According to CNN in Korea, Kim Jong-un is the supreme leader. Bloody tribute bands.

 

[Soulman]

To all my dyslexic friends, Satan will be delivering your gits later.........

 

[Kumquat]

To all my dyslexic friends, Satan will be delivering your gits later.........

I'm looking forward to receiving Stig.

 

[Questions]

That's why they sent round Diana Ross and not a pizza.

I'm looking forward to receiving Stig.

My wife has nice tigs this year.

 

[Kumquat]

My wife has nice tigs this year.

Think I get the gist.

 

[Questions]

Think I get the gist.

I gave her yemon last year.

 

[Kumquat]

I gave her yemon last year.

I've given my girlfriend a pearl necklace every christmas since we've been together. Turns out that one got lost in translation too. This year she's said she'd be happy if I just came all over her tits.

 

[MattBackHome]

Such a phenomenal and spectacular waste of my life that I actually went back and reread it in disbelief, thus wasting double the amount of my life it should have (plus the time spent writing this reply)

 

[Socialist Sid]

My wife has nice tigs this year.

Be careful not to walk into a bra.

 

[otk]

Would I be right in thinking it is perhaps not the best joke to have graced the board this annum

 

[Questions]

Be careful not to walk into a bra.

On New Years Eve eve we are going out. She'll go without a rab knowing her.

 

[Benson]

I gave her yemon last year.

Oman to that.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Only trying to lighten the mood of a quiet Xmas Eve, and all I get is lashings of deconstruction

PS Am just waiting for my lucky cardy to dry, then off to a bar for a WKD or two

Thought only spotty kids drank WKD trying to look big?

 

[Janbha]

i tried to giggle honest , but just ended up reading this thread again and alls well that ends well



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[TheMajor]

Bit of a rigmarole that ultimately satisfied no one. 3/10

Ryan Harley?