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shingle

Well-known member
Jan 18, 2004
3,217
Lewes
After Icy's effort


Joshua and his Dad Gaby are Jewish and Joshuas 18nth birthday is fast approaching and his Dad wants to do something special for him so he says Son what would you like for your birthday. Joshua says well dad there is something, I'd like to go on a plane ride that i've recently seen advertised at the local aerodrome.Ok says dad we'll go down there tommorow and negotiate a price.

The next day they go to the aerodrome where theyre quoted 100 pounds for the trip, they um and ah and the pilot says listen its gonna be a great trip we will fly over mountains under telegraph wires, we'll do the loop de loop, look i tell you what, its gonna be so exciting that if you can get through the trip without shouting with excitement I;LL GIVE YOU THE RIDE FREE.

Dad takes Josh to one side and says 'son this is a great offer all we've got to do is keep quiet and weve got a free ride' so off they go over mountains, loop de looping ,under telegraph wires and theres not a sound. when they land the pilot can't believe it and says 'well you've got that one free but there must have been one time when you wanted to shout out. Dad says 'Yes there was actually'. So the pilot says when was it during the loop de loop, When we went over the mountains, was it when we flew low under the telegraph cables. NO NONE OF THEM SAYS DAD. Well when then says the pilot. There's a short silence and Dad says

WHEN JOSHUA FELL OUT OF THE PLANE
 




Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
Thanks Shingle, that is so appalling that it makes mine look World Class :D :clap2:
 






















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