[Humour] Joke Du Jour 12/12/2017

[Cheeky Monkey]

In related news, a Spanish man has just been discharged from Eastbourne District General Hospital. His name? Manuel.

 

[Bry Nylon]

What kind of television does a pencil own?

Pennsylvania

Don't give up the day job. Unless the day job is writing jokes.

 

[Whitechapel]

I've thought that Albion My Albion is one of the worst posters on the whole of NSC for a while now.

This thread confirms it.

 

[Bry Nylon]

In related news, a Spanish man has just been discharged from Eastbourne District General Hospital. His name? Manuel.

Any word on the condition of his Italian friend, Pauli?

 

[Gwylan]

Any word on the condition of his Italian friend, Pauli?

Or the worried Indian father, Sunil?

 

[Jack Straw]

Do you find that Loose Women puts more lead in your pencil too?

Not since Carol Vorderman left!

 

[Albion my Albion]

I've thought that Albion My Albion is one of the worst posters on the whole of NSC for a while now.

This thread confirms it.

your welcome, your mum said thank you too.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Says it all when the replies are funnier than the joke itself


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But are they, though?

This thread reads like a 1970s Church of England sermon. In a very real sense.

Or does it?

Who can tell?

 

[PTC Gull]

How do pencils actually buy a television? I can't believe any pencil owns a television. Pencils do watch television as I've got one on my mantelpiece and it doesn't move when I switch the telly on, even when there's a crap programme on, like Loose Women.

Annnnnnd.........how does it change channels?


Can't believe I've just asked this.......

 

[StonehamPark]

What kind of television does a pencil own?

Pennsylvania

Won't be funny anymore but if I spell it differently it may help.

Pen-cil-(syl)vania (home of Philadelphia)

http://sylvania.curtisint.com/

Wtf has any of that got to do with a television?

 

[Albion my Albion]

Wtf has any of that got to do with a television?

Sylvania makes televisions.

http://sylvania.curtisint.com/product-category/television

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Sylvania makes televisions.

http://sylvania.curtisint.com/product-category/television

Never heard of them.


Probably why I didn't get the *point*.

 

[1066familyman]

Never heard of them.


Probably why I didn't get the *point*.

This demands a poll. I've never heard of them either.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Is this joke something to do with Dracula that's been lost in translation? Or just a random collection of words?

OP will be disappointed with that Joke Du Jour.

 

[MattBackHome]

Genuinely the worst JdJ ever posted.

 

[narly101]

Normal service will be resumed shortly. I have a few up my sleeve.

 

[1066familyman]

Poll: Would you buy an Albion related gift from Slyvania?

A. Yes, yes I would.

B. No, no I wouldn't.

C. Maybe... What's it got to do with you anyway.

D. Who/what is Slyvania when it's at home?

 

[Brovion]

Won't be funny anymore but if I spell it differently it may help.

Pen-cil-(syl)vania (home of Philadelphia)

http://sylvania.curtisint.com/

It should be, "What TV does a PEN own?" as there is no such TV brand as a 'Vania', whereas a Pen could own a 'Sylvania'. For your joke to work 'as is' there would have to be a place called 'Pencilsylvania'

HTH

 

[Is it PotG?]

Sylvania makes televisions.

Wouldn't that make the correct answer 'Pennsylsylvania' then?

As above, a biro owning it would work......just.

 

[Fungus]

Says it all when the replies are funnier than the joke itself


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(Cough. That's the point of "Joke du Jour"...)