[Humour] Joke de Jour

[Albion my Albion]

I knew someone with no arms or legs who used to do long distance swimming. He was a clever dick.

A lot less resistance from the water when you don't have arms & legs dangling out in the water.

 

[BadFish]

I knew someone with no arms or legs who used to do long distance swimming. He was a clever dick.

No arms and no legs you say
In the water you say
Was that Bob?

 

[BNthree]

What sort of car would a penguin be able to drive?

 

[Questions]

How have Penguin biscuits remained so popular over the years as they are pretty boring.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

Is it important that the ice cream was a 99? Surely it could have been any ice cream?

 

[Guy Fawkes]

I don’t understand how the penguin would be able to drive a car, given that it’s backbone is such that it would be impossible for it to sit and reach the pedals at the same time. I don’t therefore believe this incident happened.

My first thought when i read the op was that it was a flight of fancy, then i remembered penguins can't fly so i guess it means they are telling the truth

 

[Bodian]

A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off. The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo." The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."

 

[Eeyore]

How would a chocolate bar drive a car?

Yes, Pengiuns don't normally drive. They get p-p-p-picked up instead.

 

[Fungus]

They can indeed, but where would a penguin get the money from to pay for the conversion, or would they qualify for a grant?

I suspect a talking penguin would attract quite a bit of dosh.

 

[Jack Straw]

I suspect a talking penguin would attract quite a bit of dosh.

I think I've just sussed the origin of Penguin books?