[Albion] Joke de jour

[Surrey Phil]

What’s the difference between a Skoda and a jehovah's witness?

You can’t shut the door on the Skoda!!

 

[AmexRuislip]

Isn't there a VW in both!

 

[Eggmundo]

What Skoda's are we talking about?
Model or year of manufacture?

You can't leave it like that, lives are at stake here.

 

[Big G]

What’s the difference between a Skoda and a jehovah's witness?

You can’t shut the door on the Skoda!!

That’s outrageous and ‘offensive’ against Jehovah’s Witnesses!
You’re ‘Jehoverist’...
Also that’s ‘offensive’ against Skoda’s!
You’re ‘Skodarist’
Hang your head in shame at your ‘offensive’ remarks against 2 oppressed groups!
How dare you make a joke with the intention of causing humour, when openly being offensive to anything or anybody!

 

[Super Steve Earle]

What’s the difference between a Skoda and a jehovah's witness?

You can’t shut the door on the Skoda!!

That joke was even funnier when delivered at work by our very own office Jehovah's Witness

 

[Surrey Phil]

:

That joke was even funnier when delivered at work by our very own office Jehovah's Witness

Out of interest - did he also abuse Skoda?

 

[mothy]

Stewart Hall, Max Clifford and Rolf Harris walk into a pub,

An Irishman at the bar shouts "not YEWTREE again"!

 

[Lindfield by the Pond]

My fave Skoda joke (although things have turned round for them now)
Man walks into a garage and says "Have you got a petrol cap for a Skoda?". After a bit of thought garage manager says "It's a deal"

 

[Super Steve Earle]

:

Out of interest - did he also abuse Skoda?

Believe it or not, he drives a Skoda too!

 

[Jack Straw]

What’s the difference between a Skoda and a jehovah's witness?

You can’t shut the door on the Skoda!!

Perhaps a little squirt of WD40 on the hinges might help? It helped with my front door.

 

[Peter Ward]

I like the old one, What do you call a convertible Skoda? -- a Skip.

 

[Langley]

What’s the difference between a Skoda and a jehovah's witness?

You can’t shut the door on the Skoda!!

Is your current car a Trabant ?

 

[B-right-on]

My favourite car joke as a youth was:

What's the difference between an XR3 and a hedgehog.

A hedgehog has the pricks on the outside.

 

[Driver8]

My favourite car joke as a youth was:

What's the difference between an XR3 and a hedgehog.

A hedgehog has the pricks on the outside.

Doesn’t really make sense as a hedgehog has spikes not pricks.

 

[WATFORD zero]

What's the difference between a sheep and a Skoda

It's marginally less embarrassing being caught in the back of a Skoda

 

[Martlet]

Stewart Hall, Max Clifford and Rolf Harris walk into a pub,

An Irishman at the bar shouts "not YEWTREE again"!

Somewhat unlikely, with Max Clifford dead. Are you sure you didn't mistake him for someone else?

 

[LlcoolJ]

What’s the difference between a Skoda and a jehovah's witness?

You can’t shut the door on the Skoda!!

Why couldn't you shut the door? Was it because you were attempting to transport a large item (such as a pair of step ladders or a lawn mower with matching bow saw) in the Skoda?

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Perhaps a little squirt of WD40 on the hinges might help? It helped with my front door.

Will have to try this next time a JW knocks on my door!

 

[Jack Straw]

Why couldn't you shut the door? Was it because you were attempting to transport a large item (such as a pair of step ladders or a lawn mower with matching bow saw) in the Skoda?

Or perhaps all the wooden panels to construct a garden storage building? A real bought a shed moment?