I hope that the golf club provided portaloo cabins for those requiring an outside toilet while the evacuation was taking place. It would be terrible to have to take young kids requiring a piss back into a burning building.
They should have played a track from Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention's infamous gig at Montreux. It's an obscure reference so would probably result in a few deaths but it would serve them right for having no musical taste.