[Humour] Joke de Jour de jour encour un fois

[Zeberdi]

NSC has gone mad tonight. I think our dear leader has been drinking, and our dear Guinness drinker has been taking a leave of absence. Or drugs.

It's like the Marie Celeste WRT moderating, and deja vu allover again.

I'm off to bed now, Florence...

‘Night’ said Zeberdi

BTW - wish someone would post a full dictionary of all these abbreviations and acronyms- it’s a mind boggling new language - everyone’s talking in letters and acronyms these days. USE YOUR WORDS!

 

[maltaseagull]

It may be Alimantado for Holmes but clearly one needs to be able to think outside the box to solve problems with such clarity as elementary kids can testify:

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I love this one too:

 

[Taybha]

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

‘Night’ said Zeberdi

BTW - wish someone would post a full dictionary of all these abbreviations and acronyms- it’s a mind boggling new language - everyone’s talking in letters and acronyms these days. USE YOUR WORDS!

That reminds me: must be time for @Frutos airshow thread soon...

 

[Zeberdi]

That reminds me: must be time for @Frutos airshow thread soon...

Sorry, you lost me there?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Sorry, you lost me there?

You'll know when you see it

 

[Jack Straw]

Handy fact for your pub quiz;
Sherlock Holmes' front door was bright yellow.

It's a lemon entry my dear Watson!

 

[Jack Straw]

I'm off to bed now, Florence...

That's a bloody long way just to go to bed?

 

[PTC Gull]

I think only a “Privileged few” got this!

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I think only a “Privileged few” got this!

Portslade library gave me access to Conan Doyle.
John Peel gave me access to dub reggae.
My peculiar mind gives me access to invention.
No privilege involved or necessary.

Holmes, what is it about sandstone, limestone and shale with you?
Sedimentary, my dear Watson

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Is this what it's like in a nursing home?

 

[Jack Straw]

Holmes, apparently there's a long tube of organs in our body which makes a pathway for food to travel through the body?
Alimentary, my dear Watson.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Holmes, let's face it, you're a pretty shit detective. Uncomplimentary, my dear Watson