[Humour] Joke de Festival

[Titanic]

Mark Simmons was voted the winner of the funniest joke at this year's Edinburgh Festival Fringe with this gag:

I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Should be renamed pun of the year as they invariably pick one.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

I preferred Reginald D's gag, and that's saying something!

 

[North of Robertsbridge]

I don't think an Edinburgh gag has ever beaten

Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Mark Simmons is a Brighton resident these days. I saw his show at the Komedia last year and it was very good if you like that Tim Vine / Gary Delaney type of one liners.

 

[The Clamp]

Mark Simmons is a Brighton resident these days. I saw his show at the Komedia last year and it was very good if you like that Tim Vine / Gary Delaney type of one liners.

Love Tim Vine. The best at what he does.

 

[The Clamp]

Should be renamed pun of the year as they invariably pick one.

This

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

I don't think an Edinburgh gag has ever beaten

Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?

My favourite past winner was:

Conjunctivitis.com - that’s a site for sore eyes.