Join the Eurovision Party with your host Uncle Spielberg.

[Blackadder]

Is Germany threatening the other countries with invasion?

Nope! They are threatening not to pay their debts!

 

[The Wizard]

I

Lena

 

[pasty]

she had knocked-knees, couldn't dance and sang with a horrible nasal twang New York type accent

My god - the girl is hideous when she speaks as well!!!!

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Quite happy so far... got four of the top five

 

[Blackadder]

Iceland hippo

I was talking about the presenter (votes) not the singer!

 

[Notters]

I

Lena

This

 

[skipper734]

German song written by an American sort and a Danish bloke.

 

[Blackadder]

Think we can break into double figures this year?

I can field that one!

NOPE!

 

[hitony]

she had knocked-knees, couldn't dance and sang with a horrible nasal twang New York type accent

I would'nt kick her out of bed!!!

 

[pasty]

I

the Ukranian judge

 

[The Wizard]

What the f*** is that from Malta

 

[Seaford by the sea]

is everybody in malta fat?

 

[Race]

over to demis roussos

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Bloody hell... Malta didnt give Uk anything!!!

 

[Seaford by the sea]

here comes 12 points for greece

 

[The Wizard]

Bloody hell... Malta didnt give Uk anything!!!

Except nightmares due to that beast I just saw on the screen.

 

[pasty]

here comes 12 points for greece

 

[Blackadder]

I

the Ukranian judge

She was Miss Ukraine!

 

[Blackadder]

WTF? Spain are in the top half!

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Has anyone ever been to Belarus... I have and that guy is TYPICAL!!!! A smile will get you shot!