Join the Eurovision Party with your host Uncle Spielberg.

[Steve Foster]

Turkey & Albania - top two so far?

 

[beardosh]

Wise, get your teeth done luv.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Greece and Moldiva surely.

 

[The Wizard]

18 - France

22 - Germany

I'm looking forward to those especially. Fat bird singing a dance tune next.

 

[Chicken Runner61]

Bloody hell Bjorks let herself go a bit

 

[Ernest]

Big girl alert

 

[Race]

f*** me, its a dalek

 

[The Wizard]

Me likes.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I hope this big one, the aunt Maude imperosnator, starts shaking those carrier bags about.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Bloody electro pop... but she couldnt dance to her own song at a nightclub

 

[BHABegley]

She looks like one of those rubber jar openers. And her boobs are escaping under her armpits. We're enjoying it though!!

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

The woho killed it... had it ion 4th until then... I can never support a song that need hoho and woohoos and hey heys..... shows the writers couldnt come up with enough words!

 

[greengull]

iceland is doing it for me... so far

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Iceland have NAILED it.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Iceland were brilliant.

 

[granadino]

What is it with rough fat birds and Iceland? First Kerry Katona, now this!

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Aloysha

 

[Slough Seagull]

Why can't they sing in their own national languages rather than heavily accented English?

 

[The Wizard]

This girl is shite

 

[beardosh]

No wonder icelands volcanos have been going off if she's been walking about