Join my Multinational CONGLOMERATE...enlist here.

[Easy 10]

I have noticed that Artois, Simster and Brovian are now a part of the newly formed Easy 10 Group, whilst Everest has set up his own subsidiery under Easy 11. Anyone else care to be bought out and owned ? Benefits of membership are listed below.

NSC Bonus - For every thread you start which attracts more than 100 replies (not including your own), I will PM you with a practical and life-changing tip on personal hygiene.

NSC Pension - Once you reach 15,000 posts, I will start a pension thread specifically for you, with an initial lump sum of 100 smilies. I will then continue to pay 5 smilies per week into your pension thread.

NSC Protection - As part of the Easy 10 Group, you are entitled to feel secure and happy within yourself. If anyone on NSC upsets you, or makes you look stupid with a cutting insult or remark, then report it to me. I will then begin a thread on your behalf with some elaborate and derogatory lies and insults against the offending poster. Other members of the Easy 10 Group are also invited to join in. Remember - we're in this together.

NSC Canteen - All members of the NSC group can post about their culinary lunchtime habits, and can discuss various cheeses with other Group members at length and in great detail. By this we can benefit and learn from each other, and broaden our own gastronomic horizons beyond those of the average NSC Poster.


As you can see, the benefits are considerable. Sign below and give yourselves over to me. You know it makes sense, and I know you want to.







* All benefits are under the provision that I can actually be arsed.

 

[Braders]

''Easy 10s Multinational CONGLOMERATE has helped my life and it can help yours too,nothing to pay for the first month and you can feel the benefits as soon as you sign''

 

[package]

DONT DO IT ITS A SCAM ...I JOINED LAST WEEK AND HAVE HAD NOTHING BUT TROUBLE ...IT ALL LOOKS GOOD FROM THE OUTSIDE BUT ITS NOT ....IVE LOST MY JOB BECAUSE OF IT !!!

PLEASE DONT GET SUCKERED IN ....IT WILL BE THE WORSE MOVE YOU EVER DO....

EASY 10 IS USING SMILES AS REWARDS THAT HE DOESNT EVEN OWN AND THE MONKEYS THAT ARE HELPING HIM OUT ARE ALL IN ON THE SCAM ...

 

[Biscuit]

"Before I signed up to Easy 10's Multinational CONGLOMERATE, my marriage was on the rocks, my friends had disowned me, and my mother wasn't returning my calls....However, after I joined my life changed for the better...Im now happily married, Ive got a great job and swell kids, I justed wanted to say thanks Easy...for giving me my life back."

 

[Easy 10]

Other satisfied customers:

"The Easy 10 Group has changed the way I look at NSC. Finally I feel safe to post freely and call people names, secure in the knowledge that I am part of an elite group of members who will always look out for me." DK, Brighton

"I've always found myself attracted to Easy 10, so I jumped at the chance of joining his Group. His wondering hands and incessant leering has never been an issue as far as I'm concerned. In fact, I find I want it and need it now more than ever." B Spears, Michigan.

"At first I was a sad illiterate outcast with no friends, so I saught solace on NSC but only found more heartache, pain and derision. That is until I joined the Easy 10 Group. Now I can post with confidence and I really feel I belong." FG, Norfolk Square bus shelter.

 

[Turkey]

Oh ok then. I'm owned.

 

[Braders]

quite like the idea of nsc protection mind

where do i sign... ?

 

[Minghawk]

do we get a free pen or carriage clock when we sign up?

if so I might be tempted.

Even better would be a 'BUSH' clock radio,

think it over Easy

 

[Braders]

do we get a free pen or carriage clock when we sign up?

if so I might be tempted.

Even better would be a 'BUSH' clock radio,

think it over Easy

well rumour is B Spears of Michigan got bush (or perhaps the other way round)

 

[Easy 10]

For a limited period only, all new subcribers will receive a signed colour photo of Roxanne *













* signed by me, as opposed to the diminutive little pop-vixen.

 

[Braders]

' what all of this free , there must be a catch?'

 

[Lord Bracknell]

' what all of this free , there must be a catch?'

Of course there's a catch. It's nothing but a Time Share scam.

Who really needs a week in a bedsit in Littlehampton?

 

[Biscuit]

Of course there's a catch. It's nothing but a Time Share scam.

Who really needs a week in a bedsit in Littlehampton?

Oh Oh Oh Me Me! Pick ME! OVER HERE! OH OH!

 

[Theatre of Trees]

The Democratic People's Republic of the Theatre of Trees encourage the oppressed workers of Easy 10 to rise up and cast off their capitalist shackles and come and join us in our workers paradise. Here we are free to vote for the glorious leader, the big tree, and often stop at midday to sing songs of wonderment regarding how far his wisdom and guidance have taken us. Only last year the five year plan for jam production outsripped those in the capitalist West.

The big tree
spread your branches of wisdom
across the plains and cities
and smash the capitalist cronies
in their whorehouses and factories

(DPR Theatre of Trees national anthem)

 

[Biscuit]

The Democratic People's Republic of the Theatre of Trees encourage the oppressed workers of Easy 10 to rise up and cast off their capitalist shackles and come and join us in our workers paradise. Here we are free to vote for the glorious leader, the big tree, and often stop at midday to sing songs of wonderment regarding how far his wisdom and guidance have taken us. Only last year the five year plan for jam production outsripped those in the capitalist West.

The big tree
spread your branches of wisdom
across the plains and cities
and smash the capitalist cronies
in their whorehouses and factories

(DPR Theatre of Trees national anthem)

The Democratic People's Republic, - Life of Brian - some get that quote!

 

[Gritt23]

I used to lay awake at night worrying about all the bills I had to pay, but thanks to a new loan from EASY10 Conglomerate, I now have a single manageable payment to make each month.

BTW, I've just devoured a lovely Egg Mayonnaise sandwich.

Marvellous, I'm so pleased I've joined.

 

[Brovion]

No, no you're all off the mark. It's not a conglomerate, it's more a 'school', you know, an art-type thing. It's recognition of the fact that Easy 10 is the best poster on NSC by a country mile and some of us in the search for posting inspiration are being influenced by him, sort of the way Andre Breton and the Surrealists were influenced by Dada. What did it for me was when he said he had a goatee. Now THAT'S a proper artist, I thought, I bet he's got a beret or at very least a tweed jacket with leather arm patches. In days to come people will talk about the 'Pre-Easyite' days of NSC or make references to 'Easyism' and the 'Easyists'. We are just humble students.

 

[Biscuit]

No, no you're all off the mark. It's not a conglomerate, it's more a 'school', you know, an art-type thing. It's recognition of the fact that Easy 10 is the best poster on NSC by a country mile and some of us in the search for posting inspiration are being influenced by him, sort of the way Andre Breton and the Surrealists were influenced by Dada. What did it for me was when he said he had a goatee. Now THAT'S a proper artist, I thought, I bet he's got a beret or at very least a tweed jacket with leather arm patches. In days to come people will talk about the 'Pre-Easyite' days of NSC or make references to 'Easyism' and the 'Easyists'. We are just humble students.

See sig!

 

[Brovion]

Sorry biscuit, I've got sigs and avatars turned off! What does it say?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Sorry biscuit, I've got sigs and avatars turned off! What does it say?

Biscuit n Braders - The Winning Team

Student of Easy 10. Studying 'Pre-Easyite' days and the 'Easyism' revolution in regard to the 'Easyists' movement of 2000.

Last edited by SOME MOD BASTARD on 02-05-2004 at 08:41 PM