John Terry

[Buzzer]

Utter turd of a man. Reminds me of a snail that's had its shell stolen.

I had a pet snail once that I used to race. I thought that if I took its shell off that it would make it even faster but it just made it more sluggish.

 

[clippedgull]

I think the Daily Mirror's poll has got a little confused!

 

[mike1901]

Oh I know he's rubbish isn't he. After all he only used to play for and captain England and Chelsea. Still plays for Chelsea occasionaly aswell, why would we want any body like that. we will have to set our sights higher wont we.

 

[Buzzer]

Should the marriage guidance counsellors RELATE name an office after John Terry?

 

[WATFORD zero]

Oh I know he's rubbish isn't he. After all he only used to play for and captain England and Chelsea. Still plays for Chelsea occasionaly aswell, why would we want any body like that. we will have to set our sights higher wont we.

Doing well keeping that temper under control bushy/alfredmizen/FREDBINNEY/mike1901 - I give it 5 more minutes

 

[BN9 BHA]

Oh I know he's rubbish isn't he. After all he only used to play for and captain England and Chelsea. Still plays for Chelsea occasionaly aswell, why would we want any body like that. we will have to set our sights higher wont we.

Because he would stroll in like Billy big bollox thinking he owns the show, oh and he would want 100 grand a week and some.
No ta.

 

[Grombleton]

Oh I know he's rubbish isn't he. After all he only used to play for and captain England and Chelsea. Still plays for Chelsea occasionaly aswell, why would we want any body like that. we will have to set our sights higher wont we.

It's not in doubt that he's a good player. It's more that he's a complete **** and would be a disruptive influence in the dressing room.

 

[dejavuatbtn]

He's not fit to clean Wayne Bridge's boots. Terry would be our worst ever signing. I just can't believe that Bloom or Hughton would contemplate signing this horror show of a human being. There's more to being a Brighton player than being able to play football.

 

[trueblue]

I'd happily accept a centre half with all of John Terry's playing attributes and palmarès, to guide our very young defenders through this season.
The only slight caveat is, I'd want that player to be anyone other than...







...John Terry.

This.

 

[mike1901]

Absolutly along with alot of other people, but does that make them all bad at their jobs. Oh and of corse the likes of Dunk, Goldson and Duffy would hate playing along side him wouldn't they

 

[Grombleton]

There's more to being a Brighton player than being able to play football.

Exactly. We signed Obika and Akpom in the past - and they can't even play football.

 

[Insel affe]

I had a pet snail once that I used to race. I thought that if I took its shell off that it would make it even faster but it just made it more sluggish.

"Dad Joke" Alert

 

[spanishdave]

I see flashbacks of Ferdinand at QPR....

Although I believe that if we went in for a double swoop for Terry and Tomori, that relationship could work out well (re: tutoring etc), especially as i'm sure they have worked together a fair amount in the past.

 

[Insel affe]

Never forget & Never forgive....

We don't need his sneaky cheat type here (we already have one)....

Team Wayne Bridge...

 

[Insel affe]

Serious question if the rumours are to be believed and we have made an enquiry already and given John's love of getting in on the action and taking the credit for everything.

Will he be on the Bus Sunday holding the trophy aloft ?

 

[Buzzer]

"Dad Joke" Alert

Yup! I love the fact that being a Dad gives you a God-given right to tell bad jokes and dance as badly as you want.

 

[studio150]

Serious question if the rumours are to be believed and we have made an enquiry already and given John's love of getting in on the action and taking the credit for everything.

Will he be on the Bus Sunday holding the trophy aloft ?

I doubt it as lifting two trophies in two days may be too much for someone of his age.

 

[AmexRuislip]

I doubt it as shoplifting two trophies in two days may be too much for someone of his age.

Corrected for you!

 

[Goldstone1976]

Absolutly along with alot of other people, but does that make them all bad at their jobs. Oh and of corse the likes of Dunk, Goldson and Duffy would hate playing along side him wouldn't they

Can't see Terry being happy playing alongside Duffy. Or possibly Goldson either, come to that.

 

[mike1901]

Yes it is the usual agent bollox. But you'd be very suprised at what agent. it's also alot closer to home, lets just say the Man iv"e been picking up is in the finance industry, can't give his exact job description. But he certainly helps out alot of agents.