[News] John Prescott in hospital after a stroke...

[Mr Putdown]

I'll pray for him. Do you have a specific god that you would like the prayer directed to? I'm always open for suggestions.

Mammon.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Did anybody else read that and think "eighty one"

Somehow I expected him to be younger.

81 stone

 

[Norman Potting]

https://newsthump.com/2019/06/24/john-prescott-gives-grim-reaper-a-firm-left-hook/

 

[nicko31]

Get well soon

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Not everyones cup of tea as politician but generally a nice bloke and dedicated to his wife and family as the recent programme on British Products revealed. Great left hook too. I will always remember Blair summarizing the incident through gritted teeth........' Well John's John' Good job for us he kept his job. Get well soon MR Prescott

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Not everyones cup of tea as politician but generally a nice bloke and dedicated to his wife and family as the recent programme on British Products revealed. Great left hook too. I will always remember Blair summarizing the incident through gritted teeth........' Well John's John' Good job for us he kept his job. Get well soon MR Prescott

So dedicated to his wife and family he had an affair with his secretary. I suppose that's par for the course for most politicians.

I wish him well and hope he gets better soon.

 

[Nottseagull]

Will forever be grateful to JP, we were lucky a footballing man was at the helm when we needed one. Get well soon two jabs!

He got bribed with a free burger from the club at the Albion v Hull match at Withdean

 

[ozzygull]

He got bribed with a free burger from the club at the Albion v Hull match at Withdean

Thought it was a pie, because when Baker accused him of being bribed he said “I didn’t even get a ruddy fork” get well soon JP

 

[Thunder Bolt]

He got bribed with a free burger from the club at the Albion v Hull match at Withdean

Thought it was a pie, because when Baker accused him of being bribed he said “I didn’t even get a ruddy fork” get well soon JP

He had a pie and a glass of water. He paid for the pie himself.

 

[Driver8]

Incidentally has anyone collided with a bat at the Amex yet?

 

[bhafc99]

Incidentally has anyone collided with a bat at the Amex yet?

Wilfried Zaha has I believe. Certainly something has caused him to fall over quite dramatically, several times on each trip to the Amex. A colony of incredibly-fast-moving, near-invisible-to-the-naked-eye bats could well be the cause, as there hasn’t seemed to be any other explanation.


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[ozzygull]

He had a pie and a glass of water. He paid for the pie himself.

I trust your memory over mine

 

[portlock seagull]

He got bribed with a free burger from the club at the Albion v Hull match at Withdean

Outstanding! Right out of Sun Tzu’s manual and the chapter about cheeseburgers

 

[Flex Your Head]

What do you think the charming readers of the Daily Mail thought of it all?

 

[London Irish]

Get well soon big man. New Labour was a bag of shite but at least they fixed the planning inspectorate for us

 

[Nottseagull]

He had a pie and a glass of water. He paid for the pie himself.

I remember him admitting that he had an item of hot food for free. I suspect it was the burger but that didn't fill him, so he went and bought a pie.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I remember him admitting that he had an item of hot food for free. I suspect it was the burger but that didn't fill him, so he went and bought a pie.

That would have proved Norman Baker's accusation of bribery by Brighton. He didn't get anything free.