Joey Barton - the most pathetic 'hard man' ever?

[Pevenseagull]

What an absolute shower

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Same. NEVER get tired of watching that

That looks like man dressed as a woman

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

That looks like man dressed as a woman

That could be tissue paper stuffed down the top... If I was a betting man, I'd say it's a man.


You really couldn't make it up - unless maybe you were Chris Morris!

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Can I just say...

&$£""@*** f^$$£""" Cun^%++++

Thanks

 

[Ernest]

Same. NEVER get tired of watching that

I LIKE going round looking at MEN dressed as WOMEN too

 

[Sussex Nomad]

When that c*nt stamped on Kayal and got away with it, seriously I hated him. When you watch him run away from a situation he started, he is a coward. He actually cannot handle fists. I would love to see him in a nightclub. I'm not a fighter but I would make an exception for him. I hate Burnley too, two players sent off in 20 mins and we could have got a point if not for CMS missing a sitter. I dislike both Burnley and Barton. Oh and they have a ginger manager that sounds like Barbara. (google it).

 

[Bry Nylon]

Oh and they have a ginger manager that sounds like Barbara. (google it).

Best description I have ever read of Sean Dyche is one Simster used on here a few weeks back, The Ginger Dalek.

Not sure if that is a Simster original or it's been used for ages all over the place, but it is perfect.

 

[Spicy]

Barely believable antics in the Lincoln cup tie. Stamps on an opponent's foot, then goes down holding his head trying to get him sent off. What a tool. Can't imagine the likes of Jimmy Case or Graeme Souness ever behaving like that. If only there were still guys like that in the game to sort out the cheating little coward.

I am not normally violent but would have liked to see the Lincoln player pick Barton up and throw him head first off the pitch. It's about time he was banned for his antics.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Best description I have ever read of Sean Dyche is one Simster used on here a few weeks back, The Ginger Dalek.

Not sure if that is a Simster original or it's been used for ages all over the place, but it is perfect.

I've just had the most surreal moment with four muslims in my house that nothing else really matters.

 

[CHAPPERS]

A ginger manager! ****ing hell! Ginger wankers!

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/video/2012/apr/15/joey-barton-lucian-freud-art-video

I'll post this again as I never tire of watching this idiot try and engage with fine art.....it's hilarious.

Someone should tell him a dog in a painting with a female subject is usually a symbol of loyalty.

On the flip side I feel we should never laugh at anyone for trying to engage in art.

He is still a complete knobber.

 

[carlzeiss]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/video/2012/apr/15/joey-barton-lucian-freud-art-video

I'll post this again as I never tire of watching this idiot try and engage with fine art.....it's hilarious.

1.10 " if I was a betting man "

 

[Triggaaar]

I've just had the most surreal moment with four muslims in my house that nothing else really matters.

Spit it out then.

1.10 " if I was a betting man "

 

[Westdene Wonder]

Barely believable antics in the Lincoln cup tie. Stamps on an opponent's foot, then goes down holding his head trying to get him sent off. What a tool. Can't imagine the likes of Jimmy Case or Graeme Souness ever behaving like that. If only there were still guys like that in the game to sort out the cheating little coward.

With luck no other club will take him on,hope the TV shows his pathetic attempt to avoid punishment for his stamping will result in him being suspended

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

On the flip side I feel we should never laugh at anyone for trying to engage in art.

I general I agree.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

1.10 " if I was a betting man "

"Imagine putting that in your hallway"

 

[Tarpon]

Despite his riches he is not the full shilling is he?

Having said that I wonder how many large bets were on a Lincoln straight red for violent conduct...

 

[colinz]

The thick moron should go back to Philosophy and stick with what he's best at.

Joey Barton the 'genius' philosopher wows Oxford students:

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/joey-barton-genius-philosopher-wows-6832899

But students praised the two-sided Tweeter, who has gained a following for his acid rants, Cantona-style noodling and ostentatious quoting of Nietzshe.

A thug who's into Nietzshe

Reminds me of this Character.

 

[madinthehead]

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I can watch this again and again..

 

[lancyclaret]

Like at the Amex last year when the referee should have intervened early to stop Kayal being a better midfielder than Barton. How could Joey be expected to play the whole game coming of second best against a quicker, stronger and better footballer without stamping on him because of his hurt pride?

I like the way that he went on Twitter and said that he didn't take a dive at Rhead's arm like he actually believes it. He did the same after stamping on Kayal. It made me think that he walked away from the Marseille press conference saying to himself 'French Joey - You were absolutely fluent.'

If all goes well for both clubs, Kayal & Barton may well be renewing hostilities at Turf Moor and the Amex next season.