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Joey Barton charged with betting on 44 matches







studio150

Well-known member
Jul 30, 2011
30,228
On the Border
Hopefully a one game ban for each match he bet on, which should keep him out for the rest of the season
 


Sheebo

Well-known member
Jul 13, 2003
29,319
Karma.
 


Herr Tubthumper

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NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
62,697
The Fatherland


fat old seagull

New member
Sep 8, 2005
5,239
Rural Ringmer
Joey will graciously admit the charges and claim he has a gambling problem.

He will be "snapped" entering rehab.

He will then talk EXCLUSIVELY to Talksport, probably Alan Brazil, where he pours his heart out and says its a struggle he's had for years.

He will say he's a changed man and people shouldn't judge him on his past mistakes

Special co-presenters Harry Redknapp, Sam Allardyce and Ray Wilkins will all agree the ban was harsh and that Joey was brave to come through such an ordeal. Harry will argue the ban was unfair as "a little bet hurt nobody".

Joey will look solemn in his double page spread in the Sun.

Joey start charity work for footballers with addictions.

Joey will do something else wrong and the pattern will repeat.

Bloody Hell mate, now you've made me cry. Poor Joey, hope they're not too harsh with him. I think he needs a break... his neck would do!
 






Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
NSC Patron
Oct 27, 2003
21,526
The arse end of Hangleton
What I don't get is how they know he's placed bets ?
 








Herr Tubthumper

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NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
62,697
The Fatherland


Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
32,468
Brighton
Possibly the ONLY person all of NSC can agree on.
 




Tarpon

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Sep 12, 2013
3,801
BN1
Greed knows no bounds.
Pitiful.
 




Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
Helpful Moderator
Jul 21, 2003
20,573
Playing snooker
"I bet they drink Carling Black Label."
"Give it a rest Joey."

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