Joe Mason and Lewis Grabban

[Bladders]

Wow! OK, so hopefully this evening then.

I reckon if it happens today we wont know about it till after 21:00

 

[B.W.]

I reckon if it happens today we wont know about it till after 21:00

As long as it happens, I suppose...

 

[nwgull]

Posh Spice is a Gypsy;
she likes a bit of Grabbin';
and when she's shagging Beckham;
she thinks of Lewis Grabban.

First and probably last time I'll ever do this.

 

[Bladders]

Posh Spice is a Gypsy;
she likes a bit of Grabbin';
and when she's shagging Beckham;
she thinks of Lewis Grabban.

First and probably last time I'll ever do this.

That was the best bit.........

 

[Hove Seagull]

Posh spice likes old motors
She drives a rusty Trabban(t)
......

 

[British Bulldog]

Posh Spice is so rough
she really is a dragon
when she's fisting Beckham
She thinks of Lewis Grabban

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Posh Spice loves ol' Mr T
So quit yo' jibber-jabbin'
But when she's shagging Golden Balls
She thinks of Lewis Grabban

#Desperatetimes&desperateditties

 

[B.W.]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She really loves to bang
So when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Lew Grabban

 

[Hamilton]

Why am I not excited by this Lewis Grabban signing? He's hardly proved prolific at a senior level has he?

Hope to be proved wrong, but he hasn't got me dancing in the aisles yet.

 

[B.W.]

Why am I not excited by this Lewis Grabban signing? He's hardly proved prolific at a senior level has he?

Hope to be proved wrong, but he hasn't got me dancing in the aisles yet.

10 in 24 seems reasonably prolific to me; almost 1 in 2. OK, not exactly Suarez, but what do you expect?

 

[brightn'ove]

Posh spice is a wino
She loves a glass of rum
But when she's shagging Norman
She puts space toys up his bum

 

[Hamilton]

10 in 24 seems reasonably prolific to me; almost 1 in 2. OK, not exactly Suarez, but what do you expect?

I'm looking at 23 in 65 whilst he has been with Bournemouth.

Prior to that his stats weren't prolific for Rotherham, Oldham or Millwall. Hardly the teams competing in the leagues that we aspire to be in.

 

[B.W.]

I'm looking at 23 in 65 whilst he has been with Bournemouth.

Prior to that his stats weren't prolific for Rotherham, Oldham or Millwall. Hardly the teams competing in the leagues that we aspire to be in.

Fair enough. I prefer to focus on his record this season in the Championship tho'; seems the most relevant.

 

[Hamilton]

Fair enough. I prefer to focus on his record this season in the Championship tho'; seems the most relevant.

2 of the 10 are penalties and in the last 3 months he has only scored 3 times from open play.

 

[Footsoldier]

I'm looking at 23 in 65 whilst he has been with Bournemouth.

Prior to that his stats weren't prolific for Rotherham, Oldham or Millwall. Hardly the teams competing in the leagues that we aspire to be in.

And we're paying £1.1m and then the joining fee, plus wages

What that outlay reminds me of is CMS.

 

[B.W.]

2 of the 10 are penalties and in the last 3 months he has only scored 3 times from open play.

Penalties are goals, and most strikers score in spurts, so I don't really think any of that is relevant. Well, maybe the penalties bit.

 

[Hamilton]

Penalties are goals, and most strikers score in spurts, so I don't really think any of that is relevant. Well, maybe the penalties bit.

I hope you are right. I want you to be.

 

[Geriatric Seagull]

Are we looking at another day of wasted speculation or is he actually going to sign?

 

[Hamilton]

And we're paying £1.1m and then the joining fee, plus wages

What that outlay reminds me of is CMS.

I'll keep and open mind, but I do feel uneasy.

 

[Mellotron]

I'm looking at 23 in 65 whilst he has been with Bournemouth.

Prior to that his stats weren't prolific for Rotherham, Oldham or Millwall. Hardly the teams competing in the leagues that we aspire to be in.

Insanely simplistic to just look at his goals record. Who knows how much else he brings to a team?