At least his name wouldn't be too much of a tongue TWISTER for Warren Aspinall to cope with.
What shirt number would he wear?
Is 99 available?
I can just picture him with a magnum of champagne on the 24th of May.
MINI-MILK all over the place...And spit-roasting an Orange Maid or two later that night?...
I'm sure I've seen a CALIPO of him on YouTube scoring some great goals and then (mini) MILKING the applause.