jodie marsh

[hans kraay fan club]

I stand corrected.

"Like waving a worm in a wellie" anyone?

No. The inside bits are 'Wizard's Sleeve' or alternatively 'Clown's Pocket'.

It is acceptable to term the outside bits as a 'Badly Packed Kebab'.

 

[Blackadder]

I haven't heard of either of those terms before.

The carthorse's collar one made me spit my tea out !

 

[Hiney]

No. The inside bits are 'Wizard's Sleeve' or alternatively 'Clown's Pocket'.

It is acceptable to term the outside bits as a 'Badly Packed Kebab'.

Ah, I see.

As in:

"Pissflaps like John Wayne's saddlebags"

 

[Les Biehn]

No. The inside bits are 'Wizard's Sleeve' or alternatively 'Clown's Pocket'.

It is acceptable to term the outside bits as a 'Badly Packed Kebab'.

Or 'Pasta Swirls', 'Doberman's lips' or a 'dropped cake'.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

STILL would tho.

For the EXPERIENCE if nothing else.

 

[Seagullible]

always referred to the outside as streaky bacon but like badly packed kebab

 

[magoo]

i can understand why most blokes wouldn't but i've always had a THING for her.

i atually think she is a nice person from what i've seen on telly and she has amazing eyes

and the sex would be pure hardcore porn blatantly!!

anyway this all seems familiar??
http://85.234.132.19/showthread.php?s=&threadid=65463&perpage=20&highlight=jodie marsh&pagenumber=2

 

[magoo]

"Will you marry me?"

No, you're a f***ing retarded pig.

and you've changed you're tune!!

 

[captainmorganrum]

anyway this all seems familiar??
http://85.234.132.19/showthread.php?s=&threadid=65463&perpage=20&highlight=jodie marsh&pagenumber=2

Hahaha, US foretold Burns and Barrymore as the last two.
Some things NEVER change?

 

[London Calling]

Clapham tunnel echo's a bell

 

[Les Biehn]

and you've changed you're tune!!

How have I?

 

[Wozza]

Would be like throwing scraps in a butcher's bin.

 

[Pevenseagull]

slinging a twig into a wind tunnel

 

[Dave the OAP]

I haven't heard of either of those terms before.

The carthorse's collar one made me spit my tea out !

as did I

 

[SussexSpur]

Like a hippo yawning.

 

[magoo]

How have I?

Just for all those that love Jodie. She is a f***ing beautiful. Classy, elegant, stylish and can suck a football through a hose pipe.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I think it's incumbent upon some of NSCs single guys to apply for an audition, purely for NSC research purposes.

What a slag.

I wouldn't fancy winning through the final audition at Bournemouth on 3rd June, as she'd already been whoring round the rest of the UK the previous week and her gushbucket will be shipping goo like a Flake 99 left out in the sun.

 

[Les Biehn]

I stand by that, back then she was so elegant.

 

[Marshy]

i would definately even though its incest

 

[Pavilionaire]

Kym, Jodie, Michelle - all Marshes, all slags that, nevertheless, deserve to be rumped. ragged and rogered senseless 'til the early morn.