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[Adam Virgo's Shirt]

Given the amount of noise you've made about it on here, that didn't really work did it?

Bloody funny Frutos!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I'm leader of the worldwide resistance and last best hope for humankind.

You get company pension, fuel allowance, etc

 

[Curious Orange]

I seek T.P. for my bung-hole.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

I seek T.P. for my bung-hole.

?

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

I work for a software company and am a part time rock and roll superstar... (in my own mind anyway)

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

I'm a civil servant

 

[RonnieO'Sullivan]

im a professional gambler/pool player

 

[Badger]

I seek T.P. for my bung-hole.

Is your name Cornholio?

 

[Garage_Doors]

Given the amount of noise you've made about it on here, that didn't really work did it?

Nice one, like that

 

[Cian]

I work in medical IT. I could possibly kill any of you with a dodgy keystroke, assuming the doctors/nurses follow what the computer says blindly (which many do...)

 

[CoCoa]

i was just wondering what all you people on here done for a living? just th\at u all seem to be able to go to see the albion most weeks and spend a lot of time on here!

wondered the same for a while now, but didn't think it worth asking

 

[Trufflehound]

I'm Amy Winehouse's lifestyle coach.

 

[Adam Virgo's Shirt]

I am virtually unemployed without a £48k payout :-(

 

[strings]

I am being replaced as we speak (type) by someone who will be on 7 grand more than me...

...maybe I should buy a toy gun and hold the office hostage.

 

[Dave the OAP]

I spend most of my afternoons talking to people in offices all over America trying to get them to do stuff they promised to do a year ago.

 

[Horsham Gull]

i work in Leisure

 

[crasher]

i work in Leisure

You're a drug-dealer?

 

[Mr Burns]

I own a nuclear power plant

 

[northstandnorth]

I am in the diplomatic service,I mentor Her Majesties officers in personal relationship skills

 

[Amsterdam Albion]

I have a window in the red light area. At the rate they are closing them I may soon be unemployed, I will even get a redundancy payment as it is all (almost) legit.