[Football] Jizz Hornkamp

[dennis]

I wouldn’t bother, first time he gets marked by a fella called Johnny he’ll be easily contained

 

[OzMike]

Sounds like a porn star.

 

[Eric the meek]

Forest are after him. He could be coming, sorry arriving, in the PL soon.

'https://www.nottinghamforest.news/2022/08/04/report-nottingham-forest-trying-to-sign-jizz-hornkamp-from-willem-ii/'

 

[Bold Seagull]

"Dunk squeezing Jizz out of it"

said a commentator in the future...

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Jizz - Forest? Is there a ladies version of the Dullard's Manscaper that could fix this issue so Jizz is Brazil bound? Weedwacker 4000 or somesuch.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

"Dunk squeezing Jizz out of it"

said a commentator in the future...

Koch squeezing Jizz out of it, shirley?

 

[mr sheen]

Dribbling into the box.....

 

[Eric the meek]

If he ever does make it to Forest, their match summaries are going to be legendary.
MOTD will descend into chaos.

Jizz is coming inside.
Jizz is all over Zaha.
Jizz sticks it over the bar.
Jizz gets my thumbs up etc.

Endless possibilities.

 

[Gwylan]

Decent striker but does have the odd sticky patch

 

[The Fifth Column]

I sincerely hope he has JIZZ on the back of his shirt in the continental style.

 

[FloatLeft]

I’ve heard he can shoot from a distance .

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Best Funny Dutch Football Name since Martin Jol's brothers Dick and Cock

 

[sydney]

"Dunk squeezing Jizz out of it"

said a commentator in the future...

or "Dunks gone up with Jizz all over him from behind".