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Jihadi John named
- Thread starter Hillian1
- Start date
- Jan 18, 2009
- 4,889
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Not if he's killed by a woman. I believe some of the pilots doing the air strikes are women.
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
It's the Washington Post that has revealed it.
http://www.channel4.com/news/jihadi-john-named-mohammed-emwazi-islamic-state-london
Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
- 26,121
I reckon even if he were killed by a woman armed with a pig, it would still not be as humiliating as dying in a Palace top.
Brighton TID
New member
As a civilised society we should never stoop to his level of evilness. We should just try him and chuck him in jail and forget about him and all he stands for.
However, got a feeling that the Jordanians and Americans may have something else lined up for him if he is ever caught.
However, got a feeling that the Jordanians and Americans may have something else lined up for him if he is ever caught.
- Jan 18, 2009
- 4,889
Do you mean death by Haslet?
Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
- 26,121
KZNSeagull
Well-known member
If it is him, perhaps he will now grow and pair and remove his mask.
Bold Seagull
strong and stable with me, or...
His name is not John? 
Bombadier Botty
Complete Twaddle
- Jun 2, 2008
- 3,258
General anaesthetic, arms and legs surgically removed to the hilt, bring him round from the anaesthetic, wave at him with his arms and kick him all over with his legs then take him outside and dump him in the nearest public rubbish bin face down.
Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
- 26,121
His name is not John?
No, apparently it's Dave. Dave Wight.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...okay-with-people-being-unmasked-2015022695769
PSYCHOTIC terrorist ‘Jihadi John’ is hoping ISIS does not have strict rules about maintaining anonymity.
As his real name was revealed as Mohammed Emwazi, it is understood the murderer will be frantically scouring the Islamic State’s Most Excellent Book of Wrong for anything that may be relevant to his new situation.
Intelligence expert Tom Logan said: “Now that he has a name and a face, Mr Emwazi’s colleagues will probably not want to be standing too close to him.
“I imagine he’ll be hoping ISIS has an HR department that will help him ‘transition’ to an insane administrative role at corporate headquarters.
“However, I suspect the Islamic State may not feel it has a ‘duty of care’ towards vulnerable employees.”
Logan added: “If only Mr Emwazi had pursued his original plans for a career in IT he would have the benefit of a well-trained HR team that probably wouldn’t be a bunch of raving fascist maniacs.
“And he could still have had a cool nickname, like ‘the Wazotron’.”
PSYCHOTIC terrorist ‘Jihadi John’ is hoping ISIS does not have strict rules about maintaining anonymity.
As his real name was revealed as Mohammed Emwazi, it is understood the murderer will be frantically scouring the Islamic State’s Most Excellent Book of Wrong for anything that may be relevant to his new situation.
Intelligence expert Tom Logan said: “Now that he has a name and a face, Mr Emwazi’s colleagues will probably not want to be standing too close to him.
“I imagine he’ll be hoping ISIS has an HR department that will help him ‘transition’ to an insane administrative role at corporate headquarters.
“However, I suspect the Islamic State may not feel it has a ‘duty of care’ towards vulnerable employees.”
Logan added: “If only Mr Emwazi had pursued his original plans for a career in IT he would have the benefit of a well-trained HR team that probably wouldn’t be a bunch of raving fascist maniacs.
“And he could still have had a cool nickname, like ‘the Wazotron’.”
Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
- 26,121
I was a little more miffed that footage of him cutting people's heads off was released, if I'm honest.